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Lmao...he doesn't know a thing!

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
I masturbated with my dh's friend's toothbrush while on my period (last day of cycle and not really bleeding much) and he just got out of the shower and is now brushing his teeth! Lmao! I even washed my hairy ass crack with it! I have sweated profusly today working out and have diarrhea, gas and have not showered yet! Oh my god, this is great! What a dumb@$$!!! Wonder how it tastes? His breath aint gunna be so fresh and so clean clean and wonder what his g/f will say when he kisses her tonight??? Bahahahaha!!!
Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:06 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:12 PM
He doesn't...I know for sure!

Quoting babiegurl47:

And what if he has herpes in his mouth or something? Now you could catch something.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Wow...yay ? Yeah yay!
EAzizM
by Erica on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Those don't even compare. Smdh

Quoting Anonymous:

Neither is giving a bj or passing gas but I bet you still do it.



Quoting kjbennett26:

That is disgusting!! Not lady like at all!
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Momof5kids84
by on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Really? You couldn't troll with something better than this? Hairy crack on a woman? There is no excuse for that. Ever heard of a razor or waxing? Nasty.
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TexasWife
by on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:13 PM

Norovirus

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Why not??? You do it too, don't you dirty girl???

Quoting EAzizM:

Those don't even compare. Smdh



Quoting Anonymous:

Neither is giving a bj or passing gas but I bet you still do it.





Quoting kjbennett26:

That is disgusting!! Not lady like at all!
semamaearth
by Silver Member on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:14 PM

well okie dokie then

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Tried shaving, got bumps and in no way in hell am I waxing my crack! No way!

Quoting Momof5kids84:

Really? You couldn't troll with something better than this? Hairy crack on a woman? There is no excuse for that. Ever heard of a razor or waxing? Nasty.
EAzizM
by Erica on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:14 PM
You just made my skin crawl. Ick

Quoting Anonymous:

Why not??? You do it too, don't you dirty girl???



Quoting EAzizM:

Those don't even compare. Smdh





Quoting Anonymous:

Neither is giving a bj or passing gas but I bet you still do it.







Quoting kjbennett26:

That is disgusting!! Not lady like at all!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Nov. 15, 2012 at 9:15 PM

Liar

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