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What are the dumbest things you have ever heard?

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All of these were said by the people in my graduating class!

1. Abe Lincoln was shot?!
2. I could watch toilet water for days.
3. I CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!
4. Te Amo Dos
5. Will they stay dead long?
6. Mexico's connected?!
7. That is why we don't play in concentration camps!!!
8. Pearl Harbor ISN'T in New York?!
9. Sometimes I pretend I'm drowning.
10. When is cinco de mayo?
11. Apparently everyone slept last night.
12. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? (Valid question)
13. They killed Jesus and he was a likable guy.
14. I gotta see what's wrong with my tire it's leaking air.
I shit you not these were really said!!
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by on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:10 PM
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all2gethernow
by Silver Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:42 PM
My daughters's honor roll best friend told us that "if an earthquake knocked California into the sea, we still see it cuz mt Everest would still be sticking out"...and she thought Hitler was a US President....she graduated that year:/
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DuchessScrat
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:42 PM
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"My boyfriend said he was from Brooklyn.  He lied, his birth certificate says he was born in New York."

morrigan914
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:45 PM
Breastfeeding is unnatural.

kaykaymomi10
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:45 PM
To make matters worse most of them who said these things were in the top 10


Quoting all2gethernow:

My daughters's honor roll best friend told us that "if an earthquake knocked California into the sea, we still see it cuz mt Everest would still be sticking out"...and she thought Hitler was a US President....she graduated that year:/

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morrigan914
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:46 PM
The Holocaust? That had something to do with Jews, right?

ColtsFan1912
by FriendoftheFoot on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:46 PM
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go patriots *shudders*.

hmm whoever though I'd type those words together but you did ask

lovelife350
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:46 PM

1. in high school we were reading of Mice and Men. we were on the last chapter talking about it in class and this girl goes " OMG he handicap , i thought he was just stupid"  O_O we were on like the last ten pages

2. Who are the beatles, is that a band?

3. teacher and i were talking about the rolling stones , girl sitting next to me " thats a band, i thought it was just a magizine. 

4. talking with my ex ( boyfriend at the time) He didn't know that all cows were female. he went on a rant about how that wasn't true . WOW can you tell why i dumped him haha

ColtsFan1912
by FriendoftheFoot on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:46 PM

well whats wrong with that. . .i live in california & i look out and i can see mount Everest ;)

Quoting all2gethernow:

My daughters's honor roll best friend told us that "if an earthquake knocked California into the sea, we still see it cuz mt Everest would still be sticking out"...and she thought Hitler was a US President....she graduated that year:/


Prayers for Chuck Pagano, Colts coach. Fighting Leukemia.




kaykaymomi10
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:47 PM
We were watching the boy in stripped pajamas when that was said


Quoting morrigan914:

The Holocaust? That had something to do with Jews, right?

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kaykaymomi10
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:48 PM
This reminds me of my classmates man I miss some of them


Quoting lovelife350:

1. in high school we were reading of Mice and Men. we were on the last chapter talking about it in class and this girl goes " OMG he handicap , i thought he was just stupid"  O_O we were on like the last ten pages

2. Who are the beatles, is that a band?

3. teacher and i were talking about the rolling stones , girl sitting next to me " thats a band, i thought it was just a magizine. 

4. talking with my ex ( boyfriend at the time) He didn't know that all cows were female. he went on a rant about how that wasn't true . WOW can you tell why i dumped him haha


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