What are the dumbest things you have ever heard?

[kaykaymomi10]

All of these were said by the people in my graduating class!

1. Abe Lincoln was shot?!
2. I could watch toilet water for days.
3. I CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!
4. Te Amo Dos
5. Will they stay dead long?
6. Mexico's connected?!
7. That is why we don't play in concentration camps!!!
8. Pearl Harbor ISN'T in New York?!
9. Sometimes I pretend I'm drowning.
10. When is cinco de mayo?
11. Apparently everyone slept last night.
12. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? (Valid question)
13. They killed Jesus and he was a likable guy.
14. I gotta see what's wrong with my tire it's leaking air.
I shit you not these were really said!!

[all2gethernow]

My daughters's honor roll best friend told us that "if an earthquake knocked California into the sea, we still see it cuz mt Everest would still be sticking out"...and she thought Hitler was a US President....she graduated that year:/

[DuchessScrat]

"My boyfriend said he was from Brooklyn.  He lied, his birth certificate says he was born in New York."

[morrigan914]

Breastfeeding is unnatural.

[kaykaymomi10]

To make matters worse most of them who said these things were in the top 10

Quoting all2gethernow:

My daughters's honor roll best friend told us that "if an earthquake knocked California into the sea, we still see it cuz mt Everest would still be sticking out"...and she thought Hitler was a US President....she graduated that year:/

[morrigan914]

The Holocaust? That had something to do with Jews, right?

[ColtsFan1912]

go patriots *shudders*.

hmm whoever though I'd type those words together but you did ask

[lovelife350]

1. in high school we were reading of Mice and Men. we were on the last chapter talking about it in class and this girl goes " OMG he handicap , i thought he was just stupid"  O_O we were on like the last ten pages

2. Who are the beatles, is that a band?

3. teacher and i were talking about the rolling stones , girl sitting next to me " thats a band, i thought it was just a magizine. 

4. talking with my ex ( boyfriend at the time) He didn't know that all cows were female. he went on a rant about how that wasn't true . WOW can you tell why i dumped him haha

[ColtsFan1912]

well whats wrong with that. . .i live in california & i look out and i can see mount Everest ;)

Quoting all2gethernow:

My daughters's honor roll best friend told us that "if an earthquake knocked California into the sea, we still see it cuz mt Everest would still be sticking out"...and she thought Hitler was a US President....she graduated that year:/

[kaykaymomi10]

We were watching the boy in stripped pajamas when that was said

Quoting morrigan914:

The Holocaust? That had something to do with Jews, right?

[kaykaymomi10]

This reminds me of my classmates man I miss some of them

Quoting lovelife350:

1. in high school we were reading of Mice and Men. we were on the last chapter talking about it in class and this girl goes " OMG he handicap , i thought he was just stupid"  O_O we were on like the last ten pages

2. Who are the beatles, is that a band?

3. teacher and i were talking about the rolling stones , girl sitting next to me " thats a band, i thought it was just a magizine. 

4. talking with my ex ( boyfriend at the time) He didn't know that all cows were female. he went on a rant about how that wasn't true . WOW can you tell why i dumped him haha