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What are the dumbest things you have ever heard?

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All of these were said by the people in my graduating class!

1. Abe Lincoln was shot?!
2. I could watch toilet water for days.
3. I CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!
4. Te Amo Dos
5. Will they stay dead long?
6. Mexico's connected?!
7. That is why we don't play in concentration camps!!!
8. Pearl Harbor ISN'T in New York?!
9. Sometimes I pretend I'm drowning.
10. When is cinco de mayo?
11. Apparently everyone slept last night.
12. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? (Valid question)
13. They killed Jesus and he was a likable guy.
14. I gotta see what's wrong with my tire it's leaking air.
I shit you not these were really said!!
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by on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:10 PM
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MissArtsyPants
by on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:23 PM
Quoting Bethsunshine:




Oh god. I cant say much though, because I was just shy of 17 and my boyfriend was 20 when we got together. But 13/14 is ridiculous!
1plustwinsmommy
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:23 PM
"My tire is flat, but only on the bottom. Do you think it's safe for me to drive into work?"
Secretary from my old school. Love her, but not the brightest.
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little.wise.owl
by on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:24 PM

this is most likely due to rdr which is set in montana and they did indeed ride horses but the time era is late 1800's to early 1900's lol

Quoting Ninjabubble:

"When does a deer turn into an elk?"
A tourist asked me this when I was working at Safeway.
"You have roads in Montana? I thought you rode horses through the forest to get to the next town!"
When I moved to Montana, I was telling my friend about it here and she seriously thought this.


twinmom86
by Bronze Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:25 PM
One of my old friends thought you had to have an orgasm to get pregnant. She was 8 months pregnant when she said this. Smh.
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Bethsunshine
by Emerald Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:25 PM

A friend of mine was with me the night I met my husband ( she met her husband that night too; the guys were friends who were in the Navy together) and my husband is originally from Pittsburgh. She was telling someone the next day that he was from Pittsburgh,Philadelphia, as if Philadelphia was the state!!

MylittlePea
by Silver Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:25 PM
Breastfeeding is sexual abuse!
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Bethsunshine
by Emerald Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:26 PM


Quoting MissArtsyPants:

Quoting Bethsunshine:




Oh god. I cant say much though, because I was just shy of 17 and my boyfriend was 20 when we got together. But 13/14 is ridiculous!


Her mom was...well, let's just say, ah...interesting, and leave it at that!!

ChikSlim
by on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:28 PM

I attended a game night event that was very fun I must say, and one of the questions were: Name a place where you air out your dirty laundry? Someone said "A laundry mat" - **blank stare**

That person is stripping now.. go figure


Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:31 PM
What's wrong with 14?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:33 PM
Lmao. My bil ask that once, I about died laughing.

Quoting twinmom86:

One of my old friends thought you had to have an orgasm to get pregnant. She was 8 months pregnant when she said this. Smh.
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