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What are the dumbest things you have ever heard?

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All of these were said by the people in my graduating class!

1. Abe Lincoln was shot?!
2. I could watch toilet water for days.
3. I CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!
4. Te Amo Dos
5. Will they stay dead long?
6. Mexico's connected?!
7. That is why we don't play in concentration camps!!!
8. Pearl Harbor ISN'T in New York?!
9. Sometimes I pretend I'm drowning.
10. When is cinco de mayo?
11. Apparently everyone slept last night.
12. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? (Valid question)
13. They killed Jesus and he was a likable guy.
14. I gotta see what's wrong with my tire it's leaking air.
I shit you not these were really said!!
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by on Nov. 16, 2012 at 6:10 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:35 PM
I cooked porkchops one night and my ex said "damn this is some good beef" lol all I could do was laugh.
Bethsunshine
by Emerald Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:37 PM

I had a patient at a doctor's office I used to work at who stuffed tissue in her vagina because it was "wet". Still have nightmares about that one.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:38 PM

These are both from my best friend. I tease her relentlessly about these :)

1. I really want to live on the east coast one day...I think I'll move to California

2. What do you mean Alaska isn't by Florida? That is where they show it on the map. (she was referring to when they put Alaska in the little box and put it at the bottom of the map)

kaykaymomi10
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:39 PM
He didn't know why it was leaking air and he said this with a serious face and was serious until somebody told him it probably had a hole in it


Quoting Anonymous:

What's wrong with 14?

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Jade89
by Silver Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:42 PM
My sister, extremely smart but has no common sense:

"Does this milk go in the refrigerator?"

It was a carton of cold milk
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:43 PM

"What's that?"    It was asked by a guy that I was set up with by a high school friend the first year I was in college.  He was asking about the opening scene  in the movie Look Who's Talking.   The scene was the sperm traveling up the fallopian tube.   I just kind of looked at him and did not answer.  Last time I let her set me up with anyone.

Eliots_momma
by Gold Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:43 PM
"Is Socrates from the Bible?" This was asked in a college class :(
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TrentOneAndDone
by Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:43 PM
An ex of mine told me to " just wait until you need a prostate exam one day".
Oh man that still brings tears of laughter.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:43 PM
blue waffle
kaykaymomi10
by Platinum Member on Nov. 16, 2012 at 7:44 PM
Nasty nasty nasty


Quoting Anonymous:

blue waffle

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