Ask me whatever
Tell me you hate me (or love me)
Or just say hi.
show me something cool.
Do you think I'm hot
The boys are playing the new call of duty. My baby I sleeping and my cat is being a dick. All I have is jack Daniels :-(
Quoting LilynAustin:Okay, I'll bite. My husband came home tonight and mad sliders. Well, I busted my ass all day to get the house disinfected and ready for carpet cleaning (we've had some sickness for like 2 months and we are trying to kill it). So, anyway, he makes a HUGE mess. He is passed out in bed.
Here's the kicker...the bed was covered in clean laundry I hadn't gotten to. So, I walk in the room and I laughingly say "What the fuck?..." like how can you sleep strewn across the bed like that?
Ohh shiiiit! He goes off on me. "I'm 42 years old and I work ALL day. I wish you could walk in my shoes..." yeah. Hey bitch, try this..."I stay at home 24 hours a day with a 4 year old and a 2 year old, oh...and a 3 month old who is constantly attached to my boobies. Oh and did I mention they have all been sick? OH, and that we ALSO have a 5 year old who has been sick every other day since school started? AND, I disinfected the house all day, vacuumed, fed kids, and washed all your nasty socks? And, now I am supposed to bow down to you for working and making sliders and frozen onion rings?!!!"
*sips on beer*
Whoo, I feel better!!!
Nice boobs by the way. :P
Quoting Daylorenasmom:
My baby girl is sick she has the flu
Quoting Willow.wind:
Quoting Daylorenasmom:
At the hospital here still waiting to be seen by a doctorSup mama u ok?
three words: cast iron skillet
yup
all better
No seriously, he woke up and the kids are asleep. Besides, he is feeding the baby, and I am having a few drinks to celebrate my birthday (since I was sick on the 12th). :)
Quoting TheMrs407:
Oh I think I peed myself!I hope everyone gets better soon.
Quoting LilynAustin:Okay, I'll bite. My husband came home tonight and mad sliders. Well, I busted my ass all day to get the house disinfected and ready for carpet cleaning (we've had some sickness for like 2 months and we are trying to kill it). So, anyway, he makes a HUGE mess. He is passed out in bed.
Here's the kicker...the bed was covered in clean laundry I hadn't gotten to. So, I walk in the room and I laughingly say "What the fuck?..." like how can you sleep strewn across the bed like that?
Ohh shiiiit! He goes off on me. "I'm 42 years old and I work ALL day. I wish you could walk in my shoes..." yeah. Hey bitch, try this..."I stay at home 24 hours a day with a 4 year old and a 2 year old, oh...and a 3 month old who is constantly attached to my boobies. Oh and did I mention they have all been sick? OH, and that we ALSO have a 5 year old who has been sick every other day since school started? AND, I disinfected the house all day, vacuumed, fed kids, and washed all your nasty socks? And, now I am supposed to bow down to you for working and making sliders and frozen onion rings?!!!"
*sips on beer*
Whoo, I feel better!!!
Nice boobs by the way. :P
Austin 2/28/07 Lily 2/21/08 Aubrey 4/30/10
Quoting LilynAustin:three words: cast iron skillet
yup
all better
No seriously, he woke up and the kids are asleep. Besides, he is feeding the baby, and I am having a few drinks to celebrate my birthday (since I was sick on the 12th). :)
Quoting TheMrs407:
Oh I think I peed myself!I hope everyone gets better soon.
Quoting LilynAustin:Okay, I'll bite. My husband came home tonight and mad sliders. Well, I busted my ass all day to get the house disinfected and ready for carpet cleaning (we've had some sickness for like 2 months and we are trying to kill it). So, anyway, he makes a HUGE mess. He is passed out in bed.
Here's the kicker...the bed was covered in clean laundry I hadn't gotten to. So, I walk in the room and I laughingly say "What the fuck?..." like how can you sleep strewn across the bed like that?
Ohh shiiiit! He goes off on me. "I'm 42 years old and I work ALL day. I wish you could walk in my shoes..." yeah. Hey bitch, try this..."I stay at home 24 hours a day with a 4 year old and a 2 year old, oh...and a 3 month old who is constantly attached to my boobies. Oh and did I mention they have all been sick? OH, and that we ALSO have a 5 year old who has been sick every other day since school started? AND, I disinfected the house all day, vacuumed, fed kids, and washed all your nasty socks? And, now I am supposed to bow down to you for working and making sliders and frozen onion rings?!!!"
*sips on beer*
Whoo, I feel better!!!
Nice boobs by the way. :P
Quoting QueenBof6:
You didn't see my boobs yet?
Quoting winkyloafer:
So where are the boobs?
At what age should I tell my son dh is not his bio dad?
- QueenBof6
on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:09 AM