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I'm drunk and I'm bored. Continued. More boobs

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The boys are playing the new call of duty. My baby I sleeping and my cat is being a dick. All I have is jack Daniels :-(
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by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:09 AM
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TheMrs407
by Emerald Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Oh I think I peed myself!I hope everyone gets better soon.

Quoting LilynAustin:

Okay, I'll bite.  My husband came home tonight and mad sliders.  Well, I busted my ass all day to get the house disinfected and ready for carpet cleaning (we've had some sickness for like 2 months and we are trying to kill it).  So, anyway, he makes a HUGE mess.  He is passed out in bed.  

Here's the kicker...the bed was covered in clean laundry I hadn't gotten to.  So, I walk in the room and I laughingly say "What the fuck?..." like how can you sleep strewn across the bed like that?

Ohh shiiiit!  He goes off on me.  "I'm 42 years old and I work ALL day.  I wish you could walk in my shoes..." yeah.  Hey bitch, try this..."I stay at home 24 hours a day with a 4 year old and a 2 year old, oh...and a 3 month old who is constantly attached to my boobies.  Oh and did I mention they have all been sick?  OH, and that we ALSO have a 5 year old who has been sick every other day since school started?  AND, I disinfected the house all day, vacuumed, fed kids, and washed all your nasty socks?  And, now I am supposed to bow down to you for working and making sliders and frozen onion rings?!!!"

*sips on beer*

Whoo, I feel better!!!

Nice boobs by the way.  :P

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QueenBof6
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:26 PM
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Hope she gets better soon.

Quoting Daylorenasmom:

My baby girl is sick she has the flu




Quoting Willow.wind:




Quoting Daylorenasmom:

At the hospital here still waiting to be seen by a doctor

Sup mama u ok?


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LilynAustin
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:27 PM

three words: cast iron skillet

yup

all better

No seriously, he woke up and the kids are asleep.  Besides, he is feeding the baby, and I am having a few drinks to celebrate my birthday (since I was sick on the 12th).  :)

Quoting TheMrs407:

Oh I think I peed myself!I hope everyone gets better soon.

Quoting LilynAustin:

Okay, I'll bite.  My husband came home tonight and mad sliders.  Well, I busted my ass all day to get the house disinfected and ready for carpet cleaning (we've had some sickness for like 2 months and we are trying to kill it).  So, anyway, he makes a HUGE mess.  He is passed out in bed.  

Here's the kicker...the bed was covered in clean laundry I hadn't gotten to.  So, I walk in the room and I laughingly say "What the fuck?..." like how can you sleep strewn across the bed like that?

Ohh shiiiit!  He goes off on me.  "I'm 42 years old and I work ALL day.  I wish you could walk in my shoes..." yeah.  Hey bitch, try this..."I stay at home 24 hours a day with a 4 year old and a 2 year old, oh...and a 3 month old who is constantly attached to my boobies.  Oh and did I mention they have all been sick?  OH, and that we ALSO have a 5 year old who has been sick every other day since school started?  AND, I disinfected the house all day, vacuumed, fed kids, and washed all your nasty socks?  And, now I am supposed to bow down to you for working and making sliders and frozen onion rings?!!!"

*sips on beer*

Whoo, I feel better!!!

Nice boobs by the way.  :P


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Austin 2/28/07  Lily 2/21/08  Aubrey 4/30/10 

QueenBof6
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Keep on going.

Quoting BeAmour:

i'm on the verge of drunkdrum
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QueenBof6
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Happy birthday

Quoting LilynAustin:

three words: cast iron skillet

yup

all better

No seriously, he woke up and the kids are asleep.  Besides, he is feeding the baby, and I am having a few drinks to celebrate my birthday (since I was sick on the 12th).  :)

Quoting TheMrs407:

Oh I think I peed myself!I hope everyone gets better soon.



Quoting LilynAustin:

Okay, I'll bite.  My husband came home tonight and mad sliders.  Well, I busted my ass all day to get the house disinfected and ready for carpet cleaning (we've had some sickness for like 2 months and we are trying to kill it).  So, anyway, he makes a HUGE mess.  He is passed out in bed.  

Here's the kicker...the bed was covered in clean laundry I hadn't gotten to.  So, I walk in the room and I laughingly say "What the fuck?..." like how can you sleep strewn across the bed like that?

Ohh shiiiit!  He goes off on me.  "I'm 42 years old and I work ALL day.  I wish you could walk in my shoes..." yeah.  Hey bitch, try this..."I stay at home 24 hours a day with a 4 year old and a 2 year old, oh...and a 3 month old who is constantly attached to my boobies.  Oh and did I mention they have all been sick?  OH, and that we ALSO have a 5 year old who has been sick every other day since school started?  AND, I disinfected the house all day, vacuumed, fed kids, and washed all your nasty socks?  And, now I am supposed to bow down to you for working and making sliders and frozen onion rings?!!!"

*sips on beer*

Whoo, I feel better!!!

Nice boobs by the way.  :P


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winkyloafer
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:28 PM
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So where are the boobs?
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QueenBof6
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:29 PM
You didn't see my boobs yet?

Quoting winkyloafer:

So where are the boobs?
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QueenBof6
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:29 PM

Boooooobssss
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winkyloafer
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Which page?


Quoting QueenBof6:

You didn't see my boobs yet?



Quoting winkyloafer:

So where are the boobs?

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winkyloafer
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Oh, I thought there would be naked boobs. :(
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