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He humps like a seal

Anonymous
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How do I get my SO to stop humping me like a seal?

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:19 AM
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winkyloafer
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:20 AM
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Don't date seals.
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RLT2
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:20 AM
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Stop balancing a ball on your ass? -_-

LoveVenus
by Silver Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:21 AM

tell hm how u like it..or get up from missionairy and ride him like a cowboy..better then him humpin u like a jack rabbit lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:21 AM
Did you marry my ex?
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:21 AM

No he is a walrus to be more exact. Smothers me while humping me like a walrus.

Quoting winkyloafer:

Don't date seals.


bi-polarmommy
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:21 AM

i dont know how to make him stop, but i do have a question?

does he bark like one too?

LucyMom08
by BS Intolerant on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:21 AM
Argh! Argh! Argh!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:22 AM

No balls involved

Quoting RLT2:

Stop balancing a ball on your ass? -_-


winkyloafer
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:22 AM
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It might be best to stay away from marine mammals in general.


Quoting Anonymous:

No he is a walrus to be more exact. Smothers me while humping me like a walrus.

Quoting winkyloafer:

Don't date seals.



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Summerlion1123
by Platinum Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:23 AM

LOL that's quite a mental image

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