I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me. I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel. SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair. So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.
And...
I accidentally sharted on his pillow.
It was a totally unsassuming fart. It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do. As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me. When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles. I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.
He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."
He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.
Are you real? Want to be friends? lol
Quoting Anonymous:
Get some friends..... (real)
That, my friend, is true love.
It is his fault anyway. He let me eat sugar last night. He knows I can't eat sugar.
I can't believe it happened. I have never done anything like that before. I can't say it wasn't funny though.
Quoting Bethsunshine:
Wow, that's just ...wow!
Hahaha wow. Definitely true love. You've got a keeper, girl! :)
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- TrouserMouse
on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM