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Cafemom may have just ended my relationship

Posted by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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 I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me.  I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel.  SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair.  So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.

And...

I accidentally sharted on his pillow.

It was a totally unsassuming fart.  It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do.  As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died.  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me.  When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles.  I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.

He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."

He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.


by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:22 PM
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Get some friends..... (real)
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:23 PM
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well then....

I dont know whether to laugh....


....of shart myself

cassi_d_m
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:24 PM
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TrouserMouse
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:24 PM
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 Are you real?  Want to be friends?  lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Get some friends..... (real)

 


Bethsunshine
by Emerald Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Wow, that's just ...wow!
outtamymynd
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:25 PM
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Hahahahaha shit happens ;)
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dawnjohnson5
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:25 PM
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Lmao

That, my friend, is true love.
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Bertha21
by Platinum Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:25 PM
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Gross :[
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TrouserMouse
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:25 PM
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 It is his fault anyway. He let me eat sugar last night. He knows I can't eat sugar.

I can't believe it happened. I have never done anything like that before.  I can't say it wasn't funny though.

Quoting Bethsunshine:

Wow, that's just ...wow!

 


siennasmamma
by Gold Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:25 PM
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Hahaha wow. Definitely true love. You've got a keeper, girl! :)

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