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Cafemom may have just ended my relationship

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 I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me.  I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel.  SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair.  So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.

And...

I accidentally sharted on his pillow.

It was a totally unsassuming fart.  It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do.  As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died.  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me.  When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles.  I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.

He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."

He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.


by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 24 on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:46 PM
Be thankful it wasn't a hot fudge sundae.


Quoting Ideal_Lady:

Ewww I was eating fries.

sophiesister2
by Gold Member on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:47 PM
Thats really gross..he sure knows how to pick em :p
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.thatsme.
by Gold Member on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:47 PM
Bahaha
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Jess0915
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:47 PM

HAHAHAHAH*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, I can't stop laughing. . .this is definitely the BEST laugh of my day! I'm glad he took the news well, that's a real man!

Ebster
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:49 PM
Lolol!! True love!
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Mami2oneboy
by Silver Member on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:50 PM
Lmao that's funny as hell.
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storkneedsgps
by RoseTyler on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:52 PM
Not sure how that's cafemoms fault. Lol ummm thanks for sharing?
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FoxFire363
by Ruby Member on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:53 PM

Shit happens. Glad he was able to laugh about it with you :)

ivy801
by Gold Member on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:55 PM
1 mom liked this

I just realize some of you our there are naked.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 25 on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:50 PM

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!  LOL

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