I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me. I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel. SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair. So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.
I accidentally sharted on his pillow.
It was a totally unsassuming fart. It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do. As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me. When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles. I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.
He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."
He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.