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Cafemom may have just ended my relationship

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 I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me.  I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel.  SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair.  So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.

And...

I accidentally sharted on his pillow.

It was a totally unsassuming fart.  It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do.  As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died.  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me.  When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles.  I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.

He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."

He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.


by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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RoyalT26
by Silver Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 3:34 PM

Well...damn LOl 

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:53 PM
4 sure

Quoting TrouserMouse:

 Awww, you have a real man there.  :)


Quoting Anonymous:

true love is when u had just had a csection and the give u stool softner and ur in the hospital bed and think u have to fart and shit all over and u cant get up and wwalk and ur husband cleans u up (mind u i was humiliated and cried the whole time) but he kept sayin babe its cool, im ur husband , i love u!

 

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:54 PM
Dumbest story ever.
tifferie
by A$$tastic on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:55 PM
I pissed on my husband when I was pregnant. He helped me clean up and went back to spooning.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Well.... That was pretty shitty of you to jack up your man's pillow.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:55 PM

Get some real friends and stop being on her ALL THE DAMN TIME WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING DRAMA. Seriously. Take a break. You need one. And if it did? oh well, he was just a boyfriend and it sounds like you always have some issue or another with him.


I mean this in the NICEST way possible ; Get a life.

livelaughlov26
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Lmao! Oh my god that's amazing!
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:57 PM

also, that's gross. You must have a loose asshole.

504bbymami
by Emerald Member on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:57 PM
That's.....really gross
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:57 PM
nobody asked u to read about our whole lives!

Quoting Anonymous:

Why do you share your whole life on here?
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