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Cafemom may have just ended my relationship

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 I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me.  I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel.  SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair.  So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.

And...

I accidentally sharted on his pillow.

It was a totally unsassuming fart.  It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do.  As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died.  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me.  When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles.  I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.

He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."

He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.


by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Replies (111-120):
Liz.Sisk
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Omg, I am trying not to laugh because my daughter is napping.
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mstkn.identity
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Lmao
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TrouserMouse
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:33 PM
Huh?

Quoting Anonymous:

Get some real friends and stop being on her ALL THE DAMN TIME WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING DRAMA. Seriously. Take a break. You need one. And if it did? oh well, he was just a boyfriend and it sounds like you always have some issue or another with him.


I mean this in the NICEST way possible ; Get a life.

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ColtsFan1912
by FriendoftheFoot on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:34 PM

lol

Nerdy_Mama
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:36 PM

LMFAO!!!

Your ass in NEVER allowed anywhere near my pillow.

mamalove619
by Bronze Member on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:43 PM
Lmao. Thanks for the laugh.
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ERMAGERRD
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:44 PM

LMAO I have totally done that before. It sucks.

queenamy
by Gold Member on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:45 PM
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that folks.. is fucking gross. and shit you should keep to yourself. :)

momma-flynn
by Gold Member on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:45 PM
Omg
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DEJavu17
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 6:46 PM
Lol!!!!!!!!!

Mouse turds!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
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