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Cafemom may have just ended my relationship

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 I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me.  I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel.  SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair.  So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.

And...

I accidentally sharted on his pillow.

It was a totally unsassuming fart.  It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do.  As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died.  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me.  When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles.  I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.

He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."

He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.


by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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AizysMom
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:52 PM
Lmao! That's hilarious!
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emeraldangel2.0
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:54 PM

lmao

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