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Cafemom may have just ended my relationship

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 I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me.  I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel.  SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair.  So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.

And...

I accidentally sharted on his pillow.

It was a totally unsassuming fart.  It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do.  As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died.  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me.  When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles.  I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.

He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."

He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.


by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Replies (91-100):
StoneColdKiller
by Gold Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:24 PM

 thats funny

babie113
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:33 PM
LOL
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Ideal_Lady
by Gold Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Ewww I was eating fries.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 20 on Nov. 17, 2012 at 1:38 PM
That's gross.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 11 on Nov. 17, 2012 at 2:08 PM
When i was pregnant with my dd. Before ibfound out i kept peeing the bed while sleeping. I didnt notice til dh asked did i pee the bed? I always said yes but he knew i did. We both laughed about it everyday.


Quoting aidyns_mommy:

I love your Dh lol.



That's awesome :)




Quoting Anonymous:

I did that to dh when i was pregnant and he was like shit happens.


Sailor_nena
by Gold Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Wonder when people realize that you don't take any negative comments seriously? Lmao


Quoting TrouserMouse:

 Are you real?  Want to be friends?  lol


Quoting Anonymous:

Get some friends..... (real)

 


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baquick
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 3:24 PM
OMG. That's just... Lmfao
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supermom.sv
by Bronze Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 3:28 PM

Gross 

TrouserMouse
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 3:32 PM

 It isn't like it was your pillow.

Quoting supermom.sv:

Gross 

 


TattoodMommy19
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Lmao. Omg that is epic
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