I was watching Roseanne and this was the storyline:
DJ was getting beat up by Kevin. Kevin said that if DJ brought him 1 Twinkie every day he would not beat him up.
DJ brought him the Twinkies at first. Then he got smart.
He hired a girl named Maxine to beat up Kevin. He tells Kevin that he will call off Maxine if Kevin brings him 2 Twinkies every day. He gives one to Maxine and eats the other.
So ya see..Twinkies are more than just a sugary over processed fat maker. They are bully stoppers, too.