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A fucking turd in my hand. Smelled it too. Turns out....it's NOT old halloween candy. It's a fucking turd. A TURD!




Fucking barf, dudes. I'm so skeeved.
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by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:47 PM
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crescentstar2
by Anne on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:50 PM

Like caddyshack turd? Just watched that movie :-) was it hanky the Christmas poo?


Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:50 PM
Ok so um...who does the poo belong to?
perezamberly
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:51 PM
....
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bowribbonmama
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:51 PM
Lmao. Fucking sanitize your hands!!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:51 PM
Was it mr. Hanky?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:51 PM
are you twelve?
MommyAnnaBanana
by Gold Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:51 PM
Lol not Mr. Hanky!
Quoting atyou:

Eat shit, anon.







Hey. Here's a turd.



Quoting Anonymous:

How nasty is your house?
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atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:53 PM
Ew dude. I'm about to burn those suckers off.

Quoting bowribbonmama:

Lmao. Fucking sanitize your hands!!
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motherslove82
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:53 PM

At least you didn't taste it.

atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:53 PM
Your mom.


My kid took it out of her diaper.

Quoting Anonymous:

Ok so um...who does the poo belong to?
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