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A fucking turd in my hand. Smelled it too. Turns out....it's NOT old halloween candy. It's a fucking turd. A TURD!




Fucking barf, dudes. I'm so skeeved.
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by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:47 PM
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AF2011
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:53 PM

thats gross

PinkyPan
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:54 PM

LMAO! You my friend never fail to make me laugh.

atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:54 PM
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There's the silver lining.
Thanks.

Quoting motherslove82:

At least you didn't taste it.

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Grumpylilpixy
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:54 PM

I don't know but I would be whooping a dog or a kids booty.


( my cats are smart they are trained to potty outside).

junebaby11
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:55 PM
Wow gross i did that once but only cause my dd was about to shit on my bed i had to catch it =/ warm turd gross lol
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bowribbonmama
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:56 PM
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I don't blame you. I'd likely be puking.

Quoting atyou:

Ew dude. I'm about to burn those suckers off.



Quoting bowribbonmama:

Lmao. Fucking sanitize your hands!!
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atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:56 PM
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Pinky!


The horror! It was so freakin gross.

Quoting PinkyPan:

LMAO! You my friend never fail to make me laugh.

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momma2mms
by Kristin on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:56 PM

True story. My aunt was vacuuming her floor. (In her excuse she was a raging drunk) She thought that she had dropped some chocolate covered peanuts she was eating earlier. She bent over and picked it up. She smelled it (her sense of smell was gone- too many cigarettes) and then she ate it. She then threw up every where. She shared this cute diddy with us one Christmas dinner at my grandmas. Ewwww

Maybe she is the reason I drink very little. hahahahhaha

singlemom1208
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:56 PM
Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!
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DylansMommyXo
by Daggy on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:56 PM
Eww lol
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