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A fucking turd in my hand. Smelled it too. Turns out....it's NOT old halloween candy. It's a fucking turd. A TURD!




Fucking barf, dudes. I'm so skeeved.
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by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:47 PM
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atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:57 PM
My 22 month old took it out of his diaper.



Guess he was trying to tell me something. Lol!!

Quoting junebaby11:

Wow gross i did that once but only cause my dd was about to shit on my bed i had to catch it =/ warm turd gross lol
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MommyAnnaBanana
by Gold Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:57 PM
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Holy shit I am laughing so hard. At least you didn't post a picture. Some sick fuck posted a picture of her used tampax.
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kellymarie323
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:58 PM
Hilarious! Before reading the replies I knew it had to be kid poo lol my favorite post: eat shit anon :D I'm laughing so hard SO asked what's so funny. Now he's laughing too. You're so funny, sorry about your "shitty" situation though


Quoting atyou:

A fucking turd in my hand. Smelled it too. Turns out....it's NOT old halloween candy. It's a fucking turd. A TURD!









Fucking barf, dudes. I'm so skeeved.

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armywifey26
by Krissy on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:58 PM

atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:58 PM
Are you always uptight?

Quoting Anonymous:

are you twelve?
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Emmie8750
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:58 PM
Lmao...that's the funniest thing I read all night. Don't feel bad, when my daughter was a baby, she threw up in my mouth. I'd rather hold a turd than experience that again!
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junebaby11
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:58 PM
Mine was only 8 months and it just was so gross =/


Quoting atyou:

My 22 month old took it out of his diaper.







Guess he was trying to tell me something. Lol!!



Quoting junebaby11:

Wow gross i did that once but only cause my dd was about to shit on my bed i had to catch it =/ warm turd gross lol

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MotherOF5Cuties
by Abby on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:58 PM
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Let's hope she didn't lmfao


Quoting motherslove82:

At least you didn't taste it.


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PinkyPan
by Ruby Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:58 PM
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I have tears from laughing so hard. I can only imagine!

Quoting atyou:

Pinky!


The horror! It was so freakin gross.

Quoting PinkyPan:

LMAO! You my friend never fail to make me laugh.


PerfectVirgo
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:00 PM
Omg was that the "bloody pic- warning" post?!!! So glad I bypassed that one!

Quoting MommyAnnaBanana:

Holy shit I am laughing so hard. At least you didn't post a picture. Some sick fuck posted a picture of her used tampax.
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