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A fucking turd in my hand. Smelled it too. Turns out....it's NOT old halloween candy. It's a fucking turd. A TURD!




Fucking barf, dudes. I'm so skeeved.
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by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:47 PM
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atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:01 PM
I suddenly don't feel so grossed out.


Thank you thank you thank you!

Quoting momma2mms:

True story. My aunt was vacuuming her floor. (In her excuse she was a raging drunk) She thought that she had dropped some chocolate covered peanuts she was eating earlier. She bent over and picked it up. She smelled it (her sense of smell was gone- too many cigarettes) and then she ate it. She then threw up every where. She shared this cute diddy with us one Christmas dinner at my grandmas. Ewwww


Maybe she is the reason I drink very little. hahahahhaha

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atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:02 PM
Dude.


This is some serious shit.

Haha. Serious shit


Quoting kellymarie323:

Hilarious! Before reading the replies I knew it had to be kid poo lol my favorite post: eat shit anon :D I'm laughing so hard SO asked what's so funny. Now he's laughing too. You're so funny, sorry about your "shitty" situation though




Quoting atyou:

A fucking turd in my hand. Smelled it too. Turns out....it's NOT old halloween candy. It's a fucking turd. A TURD!














Fucking barf, dudes. I'm so skeeved.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:02 PM
maybe ur kid is tryin to tell you to get off cm and change their diaper. loser.


Quoting atyou:

Are you always uptight?



Quoting Anonymous:

are you twelve?

atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:03 PM
Maybe I'm trying to tell you to eat some shit, anon.




Open wide, ssdc!!

Quoting Anonymous:

maybe ur kid is tryin to tell you to get off cm and change their diaper. loser.




Quoting atyou:

Are you always uptight?





Quoting Anonymous:

are you twelve?

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atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:05 PM
Tasty.

Quoting MommyAnnaBanana:

Holy shit I am laughing so hard. At least you didn't post a picture. Some sick fuck posted a picture of her used tampax.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:05 PM
yep, you are twelve. shocker.


Quoting atyou:

Maybe I'm trying to tell you to eat some shit, anon.









Open wide, ssdc!!



Quoting Anonymous:

maybe ur kid is tryin to tell you to get off cm and change their diaper. loser.






Quoting atyou:

Are you always uptight?







Quoting Anonymous:

are you twelve?


atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:05 PM
Yup, you're a cunt.



Shocker.

Quoting Anonymous:

yep, you are twelve. shocker.




Quoting atyou:

Maybe I'm trying to tell you to eat some shit, anon.














Open wide, ssdc!!





Quoting Anonymous:

maybe ur kid is tryin to tell you to get off cm and change their diaper. loser.








Quoting atyou:

Are you always uptight?









Quoting Anonymous:

are you twelve?


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Roxygurl
by Emerald Member on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:06 PM
Ohh in laughing so hard right now.

Poor you, what happened?
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TattoodMommy19
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:06 PM
*gigglesnort*

Ewwwww
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:07 PM
lol. ok


Quoting atyou:

Yup, you're a cunt.







Shocker.



Quoting Anonymous:

yep, you are twelve. shocker.






Quoting atyou:

Maybe I'm trying to tell you to eat some shit, anon.



















Open wide, ssdc!!







Quoting Anonymous:

maybe ur kid is tryin to tell you to get off cm and change their diaper. loser.










Quoting atyou:

Are you always uptight?











Quoting Anonymous:

are you twelve?



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