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A fucking turd in my hand. Smelled it too. Turns out....it's NOT old halloween candy. It's a fucking turd. A TURD!




Fucking barf, dudes. I'm so skeeved.
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by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 6:47 PM
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atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:08 PM
Move along, misro.

Quoting Anonymous:

lol. ok




Quoting atyou:

Yup, you're a cunt.











Shocker.





Quoting Anonymous:

yep, you are twelve. shocker.








Quoting atyou:

Maybe I'm trying to tell you to eat some shit, anon.
























Open wide, ssdc!!









Quoting Anonymous:

maybe ur kid is tryin to tell you to get off cm and change their diaper. loser.












Quoting atyou:

Are you always uptight?













Quoting Anonymous:

are you twelve?



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LectioDivina
by A.Priori on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:09 PM

Here's one... 

When my son was about 2 we were potty training, we have white carpets.

He came up to me without a diaper on, turned around, and started to poop. In my frantic " DON'T POOP ON THE CARPET!" moment my hand instinctively went out and caught it. 

That's right, he pooped in my hand.

LilynAustin
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:11 PM
Been there. When my son was one he took his diaper off. I was like hmm raisins? Nope just tiny little turds. Bleh.
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kellymarie323
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:13 PM
:D

I agree.


Quoting atyou:

Dude.





This is some serious shit.



Haha. Serious shit





Quoting kellymarie323:

Hilarious! Before reading the replies I knew it had to be kid poo lol my favorite post: eat shit anon :D I'm laughing so hard SO asked what's so funny. Now he's laughing too. You're so funny, sorry about your "shitty" situation though






Quoting atyou:

A fucking turd in my hand. Smelled it too. Turns out....it's NOT old halloween candy. It's a fucking turd. A TURD!



















Fucking barf, dudes. I'm so skeeved.


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atyou
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:20 PM
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I'm glad my horror bring you joy.





;) *wink wink*

Quoting PinkyPan:

I have tears from laughing so hard. I can only imagine!

Quoting atyou:

Pinky!





The horror! It was so freakin gross.



Quoting PinkyPan:

LMAO! You my friend never fail to make me laugh.


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Nunyabusiness
by on Nov. 17, 2012 at 7:22 PM

I got to pick out a toddler log in the bath today  :/ jerk wad kids leaving poop around

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