I was at toys r us shopping for toys, duh, and I ended up shopping for a new ass. I don't know if this lady was a stripper or what but she had a big Barbie booty and I was like OMG who did your butt work?! It was like no dents or pot holes or lumps.
I asked my husband if he would like it if I got butt implants but he says no. So I pointed to the ladies ass and said "You wouldn't want to grab an ass like that? I would grab my own then." I'm not Bi or anything and I think dick is one the best thing on but I mean COME ON!! A nice ass is a nice ass.
LMAO, then again no more LMAO I don't have much to work with anymore. lol