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OMG A BIG FAT FINGER

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and we all know you will), it to find TEN bash worthy things about this photo.

And...............GO!






Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 19, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Replies (71-80):
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 19, 2012 at 3:59 PM
ugly nail polish
polish is chipped
round nail
crooked finger
crooked nail
scar
uhhhh idk by the way that stuff doesnt bother me lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:00 PM
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1) Your choice of color is ugly.

2) That scar makes me think you cut yourself.

3) You have a fat hand and need to lose some weight, cow.

4) Your hand writing looks like chicken stratch. Seriously, take some hand writing lessons.

5) The length of your thumb is gross looking. It looks like a small penis. Gross!

6) Clean out from under your finger nail for Pete sake. Your other nails look gross.

7) The contrast between the green paper and yellow pad does not work well. But I guess I shouldn't expect a person like you to get that.

8) Seriously, why take a picture of your nail if it hasn't been freshly painted? The edge has chipped paint.

9) Speaking of chipped paint. WTF? Having you being nom'ing on that thumb. Gross, especially considering how dirty your other nail is.

10) This entire photo and post was a waste of time. You Flipping troll. Go back to your bridge!

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:02 PM
I love the nail polish!

I like that you have natural nails.

Your finger looks crooked.

That scar looks like the one I got from cutting myself on a broken glass when I was washing dishes.

piratehooker
by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:02 PM

you must be really bored.  show us your ass and we will pick things off that.  kiss

white_wolf454
by Platinum Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:04 PM

yeah , I cant either 

Quoting fallenstars:

Yea I know I'm saying I can't believe this is what we do on cafemom now


Quoting white_wolf454:


Quoting fallenstars:

I'm very lost....its a finger....is this what we've come to on cafemom? Picking on someone's finger

mostly cause people been picking on 504 for her finger size they kept making fun saying she has fat fingers i think the OP is mocking the people who would pick on someone for their finger size 



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:05 PM

but according to my finger I am fat and ashy. No one wants to see a fat, ashy ass.

Quoting piratehooker:

you must be really bored.  show us your ass and we will pick things off that.  kiss


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:10 PM

Your hands look old. Look at those wrinkles on them!

Eww. A scar! Enjoy spreading your Tetanus.

Your fingers look overweight. Fatty Mc Fat Fat fingers! (No one will ever love you now).

Only trashy people have their nail polish rub off like that.

Your skin looks looks like a knock off, leather Gucci bag.

Your nails are too long! Only whores have long nails...

That color looks like it came straight out of The Dollar Tree.

Ugh, clean up your nast-ay ass house! Look a those papers cluttering the pic like you're some kind of dumpser digger!

My two year old can paint nails better than you can.

We all know you have scoopied the poopie with those nails a few times in you life. I hope you buy 3-ply tp...If that even works.


:D

 



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:13 PM

I think you're my favorite.


And you're anon! What a waste

Quoting Anonymous:

Your hands look old. Look at those wrinkles on them!

Eww. A scar! Enjoy spreading your Tetanus.

Your fingers look overweight. Fatty Mc Fat Fat fingers! (No one will ever love you now).

Only trashy people have their nail polish rub off like that.

Your skin looks looks like a knock off, leather Gucci bag.

Your nails are too long! Only whores have long nails...

That color looks like it came straight out of The Dollar Tree.

Ugh, clean up your nast-ay ass house! Look a those papers cluttering the pic like you're some kind of dumpser digger!

My two year old can paint nails better than you can.

We all know you have scoopied the poopie with those nails a few times in you life. I hope you buy 3-ply tp...If that even works.


:D

 




Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:18 PM

ninja


Quoting Anonymous:

I think you're my favorite.


And you're anon! What a waste

Quoting Anonymous:

Your hands look old. Look at those wrinkles on them!

Eww. A scar! Enjoy spreading your Tetanus.

Your fingers look overweight. Fatty Mc Fat Fat fingers! (No one will ever love you now).

Only trashy people have their nail polish rub off like that.

Your skin looks looks like a knock off, leather Gucci bag.

Your nails are too long! Only whores have long nails...

That color looks like it came straight out of The Dollar Tree.

Ugh, clean up your nast-ay ass house! Look a those papers cluttering the pic like you're some kind of dumpser digger!

My two year old can paint nails better than you can.

We all know you have scoopied the poopie with those nails a few times in you life. I hope you buy 3-ply tp...If that even works.


:D

 





Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:22 PM

your finger is crooked

your finger is scarred

your nail is too long

your polish is ugly

your polish is chipped

your nail is rounded 

you use legal pads

your legal pad is stained

your legal pad is wrinkled

your "list" looks chaotic

(I left out an error in your text because you said "photo")

Lol

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