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I kicked a donut because I am a mysterious Ninja

Posted by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:47 PM
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Pick the month you were born:

January------------------ I slept with
February---------------- I yelled at
March-------------------- I cussed out
April---------------------- I licked
May-----------------------I sniffed
June---------------------- I danced with 
July----------------------- I loved
August------------------ I ate dinner with
September------------- I bit
October----------------- I smacked
November-------------- I karate chopped
December-------------- I kicked

Pick the date you were born on:

1------- a monkey
2------- a police officer
3------- a homeless guy
4------- a football Player
5------- your mom
6------- a stuffed animal
7------- a banana
8------- a cell phone
9------- a telephone pole
10------- a cucumber
11------- your best friends brother
12------- a ninja
13------- a spider
14------- a dirty magazine
15------- a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater
16------- a coffee maker
17------- a snow cone
18------- your cousin
19------- your best friends boyfriend
20------- a computer
21------- a donut
22------- a fireman 
23------- a grandpa
24------- a girl
25------- a goat
26------- a lemon
27------- a box
28------- a pickle
29------- a black cat
30------- a munchkin
31------- a smurf

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------- because I am not in touch with reality.
Black---------because I am a mysterious ninja.
Pink---------- because I am cool like that.
Red------------ because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Blue----------- because I should be locked in a mental ward.
Green--------- because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Purple--------- because I'm NOT crazy.
Gray----------- because I'm in need of some serious help.
Yellow-------- because Big Bird is my leader.
Orange ------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Other---------- because someone offered me $5.00.
More than 2 colors----------- because I'm good like that.
More than 3 colors---------- because that's how I roll. 

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connorsmommy120
by Silver Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:49 PM
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I karate chopped a ninja because I am not in touch with reality. Lol.

Love060708kids
by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:50 PM
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HAHAHA

I sniffed your best friends brother because I should be locked in a mental ward. 

LMFAO

crescentstar2
by Anne on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:50 PM
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I slept with a snow cone because I should be locked in a mental ward


good lawd lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I sniffed a coffee machine because I am in need of serious help.
UnFFnStoppable4
by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I sniffed a fireman cuz I'm a mysterious ninja. Haha!
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Ideal_Lady
by Gold Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I karate chopped a black cat because someone offered me 1,000 000 dollars
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lauren.m
by Platinum Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I cussed out a fireman because i should be locked in a mental ward
NoahandEliza
by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I bit a girl because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
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casah4
by Gold Member on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:52 PM

 I ate dinner with your best friend's boyfriend because I am not in touch with reality.

Breamarkable
by on Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:53 PM
I bita pickle because I'm a mysterious ninja.
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