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He just started doing this...lol wtf?

Anonymous
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During sex lol my bf stated that his dick was mine

in the moment, it's hot and exciting, but I can't help but laugh right now

and then he likes me to remember that it's mine and ask me who's it is during sex

haha

Wtf

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:04 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:05 AM

what exactly does he say? lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:07 AM
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He'll be like

Who's dick is this? haha  can't help but laugh right now, I am cracking up

Quoting Anonymous:

what exactly does he say? lol


stickyfingers
by Platinum Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:08 AM
haha ya i have had someone say that to me too.
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by Platinum Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:09 AM
I would die laughing.
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Sanctimommy
by Platinum Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:10 AM
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God save us from chatty bed partners. I've heard some whoppers in my day...almost didn't get my 'o' from trying not to laugh outright.

Lol.

Mrs.DebB
by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:12 AM
That is awesome/hilarious.

In my relationship, I am the aggravatingly chatty bed partner. Hahaha. I like to crack jokes.
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BraydensMama163
by Ruby Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:13 AM
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I had one that just refused to shut up during sex. He'd say shit like,
Oh you like that? Who loves this dick? Are you a bad girl?
Finally I was like will you just stfu your dick isn't that great that I can talk to you and force myself to get off at the same time.

We didn't speak after that... ever
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:15 AM

 Is he black? lol weird question I know nut my ex was black and used to say that! lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:16 AM


Quoting BraydensMama163:

I had one that just refused to shut up during sex. He'd say shit like,
Oh you like that? Who loves this dick? Are you a bad girl?
Finally I was like will you just stfu your dick isn't that great that I can talk to you and force myself to get off at the same time.

We didn't speak after that... ever

rolling on floor

The.Hug.Life
by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:25 AM

#trollolololol

I wouldn't even be able to contain myself. Of course, I usually find conversation to be a bit taxing when you're doin' it. They say the oddest things.

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