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I have a serious confession....

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

I am a mermaid. I live underwater and have a computer down here. Here is a picture of me with my little baby merboy. It's my youngest when he was just a little guy.

 

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Replies (11-20):
robyn_lo77
by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:55 PM

So instead of a picture, you had someone do a "life like" painted portrait....I like the copyright at the bottom...LOL

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:56 PM

There is a flap in my tail.

Quoting Anonymous:

Where is your vagina?


Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:56 PM
1 mom liked this
Its her vagina

Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Smells a lil fishy in here..
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:56 PM

At waltermart of course!

Quoting Gweneveer:

Where did you find a computer that works that far underwater?  


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:57 PM

Well I am part fish.

Quoting Anonymous:

Its her vagina

Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Smells a lil fishy in here..


nebraskamamaof2
by Chuck on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Yea, I know..stinky.
Have you ever been caught by a fisherman? Have you seen Nemo??


Quoting Anonymous:

Sorry about that. That would be me.


Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Smells a lil fishy in here..


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rawrmommysaurus
by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:59 PM

Are you a mammal or a fish, or are you like a platypus?  I guess what I'm getting at, is did you lay eggs, or did you carry him?  Did you nurse him, or did you give him chewed up food?  Did he know how to swim right away, or are merkids like humans and take a few months to learn?

Is there really a sea witch down there?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:59 PM

Nemo was eaten last week by a shark. Very sad. I was caught once and I convinced him to let me go.

Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Yea, I know..stinky.
Have you ever been caught by a fisherman? Have you seen Nemo??


Quoting Anonymous:

Sorry about that. That would be me.


Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Smells a lil fishy in here..

 


Silent_Assassin
by Bronze Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:00 PM
LOL
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:00 PM

Lets see, I am both. I carried him, I nursed him, he took a while to learn to swim, and there is a sea witch, and she is not one you want to mess with.

Quoting rawrmommysaurus:

Are you a mammal or a fish, or are you like a platypus?  I guess what I'm getting at, is did you lay eggs, or did you carry him?  Did you nurse him, or did you give him chewed up food?  Did he know how to swim right away, or are merkids like humans and take a few months to learn?

Is there really a sea witch down there?


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