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I have a serious confession....

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

I am a mermaid. I live underwater and have a computer down here. Here is a picture of me with my little baby merboy. It's my youngest when he was just a little guy.

 

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 20, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Replies (21-28):
rawrmommysaurus
by Silver Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:02 PM

ahh ic, thanks for all the answers.  I can rest easy now!  

Quoting Anonymous:

Lets see, I am both. I carried him, I nursed him, he took a while to learn to swim, and there is a sea witch, and she is not one you want to mess with.

Quoting rawrmommysaurus:

Are you a mammal or a fish, or are you like a platypus?  I guess what I'm getting at, is did you lay eggs, or did you carry him?  Did you nurse him, or did you give him chewed up food?  Did he know how to swim right away, or are merkids like humans and take a few months to learn?

Is there really a sea witch down there?



nebraskamamaof2
by Chuck on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Good, Nemo was annoying anyway. How did you convince the fisherman to let you go?

Quoting Anonymous:

Nemo was eaten last week by a shark. Very sad. I was caught once and I convinced him to let me go.


Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Yea, I know..stinky.
Have you ever been caught by a fisherman? Have you seen Nemo??



Quoting Anonymous:


Sorry about that. That would be me.



Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Smells a lil fishy in here..


 



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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:03 PM
This is 100% true, I'm her neighbor.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:05 PM

I told him... ROFL.... I told him... Can't stop laughing.... If he let me go.... I would grant him 3 wishes.... ROFL. He believed me! BAHAHAHAHA!

Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Good, Nemo was annoying anyway. How did you convince the fisherman to let you go?

Quoting Anonymous:

Nemo was eaten last week by a shark. Very sad. I was caught once and I convinced him to let me go.


Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Yea, I know..stinky.
Have you ever been caught by a fisherman? Have you seen Nemo??



Quoting Anonymous:


Sorry about that. That would be me.



Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Smells a lil fishy in here..


 


 


Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:06 PM

Well at least show your picture girl!

My neighbor! :)

Quoting Anonymous:

This is 100% true, I'm her neighbor.


nebraskamamaof2
by Chuck on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:07 PM
That's not what he said...

Quoting Anonymous:

I told him... ROFL.... I told him... Can't stop laughing.... If he let me go.... I would grant him 3 wishes.... ROFL. He believed me! BAHAHAHAHA!


Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Good, Nemo was annoying anyway. How did you convince the fisherman to let you go?


Quoting Anonymous:


Nemo was eaten last week by a shark. Very sad. I was caught once and I convinced him to let me go.



Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Yea, I know..stinky.
Have you ever been caught by a fisherman? Have you seen Nemo??




Quoting Anonymous:



Sorry about that. That would be me.




Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Smells a lil fishy in here..



 



 



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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:14 PM

Are you saying I cheated on my wonderful merhusband?

Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

That's not what he said...

Quoting Anonymous:

I told him... ROFL.... I told him... Can't stop laughing.... If he let me go.... I would grant him 3 wishes.... ROFL. He believed me! BAHAHAHAHA!


Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Good, Nemo was annoying anyway. How did you convince the fisherman to let you go?


Quoting Anonymous:


Nemo was eaten last week by a shark. Very sad. I was caught once and I convinced him to let me go.



Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Yea, I know..stinky.
Have you ever been caught by a fisherman? Have you seen Nemo??




Quoting Anonymous:



Sorry about that. That would be me.




Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Smells a lil fishy in here..



 



 


 


nebraskamamaof2
by Chuck on Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:20 PM
I didn't say that..

Quoting Anonymous:

Are you saying I cheated on my wonderful merhusband?


Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

That's not what he said...



Quoting Anonymous:


I told him... ROFL.... I told him... Can't stop laughing.... If he let me go.... I would grant him 3 wishes.... ROFL. He believed me! BAHAHAHAHA!



Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Good, Nemo was annoying anyway. How did you convince the fisherman to let you go?



Quoting Anonymous:



Nemo was eaten last week by a shark. Very sad. I was caught once and I convinced him to let me go.




Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Yea, I know..stinky.
Have you ever been caught by a fisherman? Have you seen Nemo??





Quoting Anonymous:




Sorry about that. That would be me.





Quoting nebraskamamaof2:

Smells a lil fishy in here..




 




 



 



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