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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet

Posted by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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He scares the shit out if it.
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mom2ljh
by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
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crescentstar2
by Anne on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:42 PM

got a good chuckle outa that

nebraskamamaof2
by Chuck on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:43 PM
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mom2ljh
by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:44 PM
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Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his room. The bear isn't dead. It's just afraid to move.
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LovelyCorrupt
by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Omg I love u ppl!!!!
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AMCMSM
by Gold Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:46 PM
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 chuck norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:46 PM
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Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer.  Unfortunately Chuck Norris has never cried.

AMCMSM
by Gold Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:47 PM
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 chuck norris can slam a revolving door

My favorite :)

AMCMSM
by Gold Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:48 PM
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 When Graham Bell first invented the telephone he had 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 20, 2012 at 3:49 PM
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Chuck norris once had sex in a semi. A drop of his sperm was left in side,
This is how Optimus prime was born.
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