got a good chuckle outa that
chuck norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink
Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer. Unfortunately Chuck Norris has never cried.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
My favorite :)
When Graham Bell first invented the telephone he had 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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