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I am going anon with this because it may make religious people angry at me.

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On Sunday, someone knocked on my door. I went to the door and said, "Who is it?" cause I did not recognize the person through the peephole. She said something but I could hear it, so I opened the door. She said we are walking around talking to people about our church and we want you to come to it. I said "No thank you. We are good, and began to close my door. SHe kept going, "Wait, God loves you you need to know that he loves you and..." I interuppted. I said, "No thank you." She thurst her hand into my door and said, "AT LEAST TAKE THIS PAPER!" I was floored. Who did she think she was?! Sticking HER hand in MY door like that. I screamed I SAID NO THANK YOU! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY DOOR!" She did and left.

I dont get it. I was so nice. I was polite about it. I didnt yell until she yelled first and stuck her hand in the door. What makes her think she has that right? Next time, I will call the POLICE.

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 20, 2012 at 4:26 PM
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LovingSAHMommy
by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:22 PM
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I find it insulting for them to assume that I'm not capable of making up my own mind. 

Shelbypb
by Ruby Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:22 PM

Lol that is too funny I'd like to see the looks on their faces after saying that

Quoting SusieQue717:

or... you can do what I do... say "ok, I will listen to your God shananagans, but then you're listening to how much the devil loves me and wants you to be a part in our life... come in, I'm sure he'd love to see you, he's here in my living room... Hail the Devil! 


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by Platinum Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:22 PM

I had some Jehovahs come to my door every day for four days and every day I told them I wasn't interested.  Finally on the fifth day I answered my door wearing my "Proud member of the NRA" tshirt and I told them I finally gave in to Satan because he had a better sense of humor.  They haven't been back to our door since :D

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by Silver Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:23 PM

I had a band of religious crazies that came by once a week like clock work. I was nice and said no thanks I'm Southern Baptist and I happy with my faith and they continue to come.... One day I answered the door in all of my naked glory.... they stopped :)

HollyBoBolly
by on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:23 PM

Ugh!  I hate that.  Take a hint when someone isn't open.  On campus there were these guys handing out pamplets.  I was wearing a shirt that had Semper Fi on it and as I walked by he asked what it meant, I told him always faithful.  He asked always faithful to who?  Walking away I told him to the Marine Corps and he followed me telling me I should be always faithful to God and he kept going until I got to my class.

Buggy979
by Platinum Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:23 PM
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Next time shut the door on her hand.. she can not push or come into your home without permission..
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toopicky429
by Silver Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:23 PM
LOL! My grandma told me that my grandpa used to open the door holding a huge knife anytime religious groups came to the door. She said JW started crossing the street when they came near her house.

Quoting Dominosmommy:

When the Jehovahs used to come to my door I used to let the dogs out of the back. That way the dogs couldn't get to them but it scared them enough to see 3 pits and a chow barking at them.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:24 PM

Wow!

nerdymom28
by Ruby Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:24 PM
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As soon as the word "church" left her mouth, I would have told her to get the fuck off my porch and slammed the door in her face. If her hand was in the door when I slammed it, well then...sucks to be her. Shouldn't have been a dumbass.

Lindsey1126
by Silver Member on Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Whoop whoop!


Quoting Anonymous:

I had one guy that didn't want to leave my house after telling him no thank you.  I very kindly went to my brother's cd collection and started playing ICP.  Ha he left quick.


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