I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH.... BAAAD!

[Anonymous]

I have young kids, infant and todlers..

I curse, a lot... Even the most awful of curse words...

It's my way of getting stress out and not bashing my head against the wall lol...

I'm so bad. I need to stop. My 2 year old can already tell the dog to shut up...

Any tips on how to kick the habit? Its like an addiction almost, I have so much stress that all I think to do is curse!

Today, just having a regular convo with my husband, I used the F bomb in a sentence...

OMG I'm HORRIBLE!

[Hannahluvsdogs]

You just need to replace the swear words with other words.

[BeAmour]

When you figure it out, let me know. I'm a military brat who married (and divorcing) a soldier and my own career path has led me directly to firefighters, lol they are just as bad.

[mamatocaleb]

 I have a mouth that would make a sailor blush and a trucker apologize. I have learned to replace curse words with other words. My favorite is jackwagon. But, man oh man when I am mad there is no filter.

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

bump

[SusieQue717]

I can't say anything, I curse like a sailor! But... I do try to control myself around people outside the house. I TRY! I started doing this... 

fudge = fuck 

dab blam it = god damn it

dang or darn = damn

son of a monkeys mother = son of a bitch

If you give me your most used curse words, we can try to come up with alternatives that still make your mouth feel full and your stress out! :) 

[TiffanyRose06]

I just started saying crap instead of fuck. I had to when my son turned into a parrot >.<

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

 I say these words the most frequently : F*CK, Goddamnit, Sh!t, Son of a b!tch, and last but not least MOTHERF*CKER is a biggie!

I'm so bad!!! I don't curse outside of my home, but omg, when its just me here I'm spouting off no-no words right and left!

It just feels so satisfying to say FFffffffffFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK! 

Quoting SusieQue717:

 

I can't say anything, I curse like a sailor! But... I do try to control myself around people outside the house. I TRY! I started doing this... 

fudge = fuck 

dab blam it = god damn it

dang or darn = damn

son of a monkeys mother = son of a bitch

If you give me your most used curse words, we can try to come up with alternatives that still make your mouth feel full and your stress out! :) 

 

[MajorsMom8215]

 Same problem. Don't know why I can't shut my fucking mouth. =/

[SusieQue717]

so then say it... whats the big deal? we don't all have to be proper mouthed little ladies... Fuck That Shit! yes, I have a foul mouth, and like I said, I try to cntrol it, but... WTF, I'm a grown ass woman and If I want to say DAMN SHIT FUCK, I CAN! hehehehe.... for Mother fucker... iono... maybe Mother of God! You know, my daughter says MOther and I pipe in Fucker... its awful, but funny as hell! 

Quoting Anonymous:

 I say these words the most frequently : F*CK, Goddamnit, Sh!t, Son of a b!tch, and last but not least MOTHERF*CKER is a biggie!

I'm so bad!!! I don't curse outside of my home, but omg, when its just me here I'm spouting off no-no words right and left!

It just feels so satisfying to say FFffffffffFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK! 

Quoting SusieQue717:

I can't say anything, I curse like a sailor! But... I do try to control myself around people outside the house. I TRY! I started doing this... 

fudge = fuck 

dab blam it = god damn it

dang or darn = damn

son of a monkeys mother = son of a bitch

If you give me your most used curse words, we can try to come up with alternatives that still make your mouth feel full and your stress out! :) 

 

[Shelby212302]

Right? Me too, I used to be so mild mannered then one day I let it fly. My parents are marines and used to have potty mouths but they have found jesus so.....now they just spout Scripture. Fuck me.