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Worst day EVER!!!!!!**TMI Warning, very nasty story**

Anonymous
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So last night was our anniversary so as something special I let him do it in my butt. We never do that so I thought I'd get a little kinky for him. Bad bad idea. We lubed up and I relaxed anal muscles, dh really loved it and got real in to it. It was a little painful but I was buzzed so I just kept trying to relax my muscles.
Today at work, while talking to my boss, I turned to cough and shit on myself! Not a little squirt but a whole bunch came out. I realized immediately what happened and was trying to figure out how to quickly excuse myself and how to leave without everyone knowing. My face was so red, I could feel it. Then, my boss looks me in the eye and said "What is that smell!? Is that YOU!? That smells awful!" So of course everyone in the office turns to me and sees the shit stain on my pants. Sooooooo embarrassing!!! Awful day!!
Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:14 PM
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momof2girls89
by Platinum Member on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:15 PM
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Oh my god....i would have to quit my job. for real
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Litlmama87
by Platinum Member on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:15 PM
Ahhhhhh lmaooooo

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CamMa
by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:15 PM
Oh no!!! That is embarrassing, but they'll get over it. Are you close with your boss? You could always just pull her to the side and explain to her what happened. But if she's the type of person to blab, I wouldn't. Just tell her you had a stomach bug.
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kameronsmommy08
by Silver Member on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:16 PM

 OMG how horrible. But sorry, I had to laugh.

Mortiferouslatt
by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:16 PM
Wow
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:17 PM
You should check out Love & Marriage. A chick in there looooves poop sex. No joke.
brittney28
by Brittney on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:17 PM
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You prob snapped your anus.. lol good luck.
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cLanief
by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:17 PM
Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:17 PM
Oh crap!! Lol ...... No seriously that's awful I'm sorry :(
hp2011
by Ruby Member on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:17 PM
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lmao

your boss was out of line for calling you out like that, though.

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