Worst day EVER!!!!!!**TMI Warning, very nasty story**
Today at work, while talking to my boss, I turned to cough and shit on myself! Not a little squirt but a whole bunch came out. I realized immediately what happened and was trying to figure out how to quickly excuse myself and how to leave without everyone knowing. My face was so red, I could feel it. Then, my boss looks me in the eye and said "What is that smell!? Is that YOU!? That smells awful!" So of course everyone in the office turns to me and sees the shit stain on my pants. Sooooooo embarrassing!!! Awful day!!