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Worst day EVER!!!!!!**TMI Warning, very nasty story**

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
So last night was our anniversary so as something special I let him do it in my butt. We never do that so I thought I'd get a little kinky for him. Bad bad idea. We lubed up and I relaxed anal muscles, dh really loved it and got real in to it. It was a little painful but I was buzzed so I just kept trying to relax my muscles.
Today at work, while talking to my boss, I turned to cough and shit on myself! Not a little squirt but a whole bunch came out. I realized immediately what happened and was trying to figure out how to quickly excuse myself and how to leave without everyone knowing. My face was so red, I could feel it. Then, my boss looks me in the eye and said "What is that smell!? Is that YOU!? That smells awful!" So of course everyone in the office turns to me and sees the shit stain on my pants. Sooooooo embarrassing!!! Awful day!!
Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:14 PM
Replies (51-57):
Mommy_Jenx3
by Ruby Member on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:42 PM

Oh my dear god. How humiliating. Is it safe to assume anal is out of the question from now on?

mom2priceboys
by Gold Member on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:43 PM

Thank you, one of my dear long time friends died a 45 so to hear about someone having such fun then crapping themself is very funny!! Hope your day went better and you got into some clean clothes. BTW:: I would also say tummy bug also...hehehe 

Quoting Anonymous:

Oh, so sorry to hear you received bad news. Hope things get better :)

Quoting mom2priceboys:

I'm so sorry for your embarrassment but it did make me laugh. I also read it to hubby and he too was laughing - thanks, we needed that as our news yesterday was beyond sad!!!


mommy74146
by Platinum Member on Nov. 21, 2012 at 7:45 PM
Ohhh geeeeeez. Haha. I'm sorry. I um, don't know what to say. I would have went home right away and died. Of course I would have showered first.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 21, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Of course. Because any post that bad shit happens to someone just HAS to be a troll. Gtfo

Quoting Anonymous:

Sounds more like a troll than anything.




Quoting Anonymous:

Let this story serve as a warning. ;)






Quoting Anonymous:

Wow we have done anal for years and nothing like that has ever happened.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Nov. 21, 2012 at 9:04 PM
It's a public forum, don't like it, don't post.


Quoting Anonymous:

Of course. Because any post that bad shit happens to someone just HAS to be a troll. Gtfo



Quoting Anonymous:

Sounds more like a troll than anything.






Quoting Anonymous:

Let this story serve as a warning. ;)








Quoting Anonymous:

Wow we have done anal for years and nothing like that has ever happened.



Rach7224
by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Omg! Lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 21, 2012 at 9:07 PM
You want a whaa-burger and some french cries!?

Quoting Anonymous:

It's a public forum, don't like it, don't post.




Quoting Anonymous:

Of course. Because any post that bad shit happens to someone just HAS to be a troll. Gtfo





Quoting Anonymous:

Sounds more like a troll than anything.








Quoting Anonymous:

Let this story serve as a warning. ;)










Quoting Anonymous:

Wow we have done anal for years and nothing like that has ever happened.



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