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Twas the dawn of Black Friday, and in front of the store,
The people had camped out all night by the door,
Their bottoms were nestled in frozen lawn chairs,
As they peered through the glass, plotting what would be theirs.
The veteran shoppers were dressed for the weather
Eyeing new blood, as they huddled together,
When toward the glass doors an employee came near,
With a key in his hand and his face filled with fear
They watched him approach, with their eyes opened wide
He unlocked the door and then leaped to the side.
Like antelope, torn from their watering hole fun,
When the lion creeps nearer, break into full run,
So into the store the patrons did dash,
With lists miles long and buttloads of cash.
More rapid than eagles, they grabbed at Wii Games
They pushed, kicked and called one another foul names.
The Black Friday shoppers went straight to their works,
They prided themselves on behaving like jerks.
They said, "Puck your mother!" (or words of that sort)
As shopping became a full-contact sport!
Black Friday peeps, know this as you roam-
You're fighting without me, I'm staying at home!




If you liked this, share it with your friends.  If you hated it, share it with your enemies.  ;)




Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Replies (11-20):
ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 10:21 AM

BUMP!

blessed107
by Ruby Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 10:23 AM

Nice! Lol!

Aydans_Mommy
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 10:23 AM
It's so true!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 23, 2012 at 10:37 AM
2 moms liked this
Bahaahahahahaha! That was awesome! Well done!
Charliesmommy11
by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Lol
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moosesmom
by Ruby Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Very cute!! Lol. Did you write this yourself?
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ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 11:16 AM


Quoting moosesmom:

Very cute!! Lol. Did you write this yourself?

Yes'm.  :)

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


moosesmom
by Ruby Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Seems like you a talent ma'am. Very good! Thanks for sharing.

Quoting ErikaRobin:


Quoting moosesmom:

Very cute!! Lol. Did you write this yourself?

Yes'm.  :)

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I_love_doritos
by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 11:20 AM
That was funny
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mom2hadley
by Heather on Nov. 23, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Awesome!
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