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Twas the dawn of Black Friday, and in front of the store,
The people had camped out all night by the door,
Their bottoms were nestled in frozen lawn chairs,
As they peered through the glass, plotting what would be theirs.
The veteran shoppers were dressed for the weather
Eyeing new blood, as they huddled together,
When toward the glass doors an employee came near,
With a key in his hand and his face filled with fear
They watched him approach, with their eyes opened wide
He unlocked the door and then leaped to the side.
Like antelope, torn from their watering hole fun,
When the lion creeps nearer, break into full run,
So into the store the patrons did dash,
With lists miles long and buttloads of cash.
More rapid than eagles, they grabbed at Wii Games
They pushed, kicked and called one another foul names.
The Black Friday shoppers went straight to their works,
They prided themselves on behaving like jerks.
They said, "Puck your mother!" (or words of that sort)
As shopping became a full-contact sport!
Black Friday peeps, know this as you roam-
You're fighting without me, I'm staying at home!




If you liked this, share it with your friends.  If you hated it, share it with your enemies.  ;)




Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Replies (21-30):
ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 11:24 AM

You're welcome!  Thanks for the compliment. 

Quoting moosesmom:

Seems like you a talent ma'am. Very good! Thanks for sharing.

Quoting ErikaRobin:


Quoting moosesmom:

Very cute!! Lol. Did you write this yourself?

Yes'm.  :)


Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


jkampbyll
by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 2:15 PM

love it!

egbkeb
by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 2:35 PM
1 mom liked this

* laughs ass off* 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Nov. 23, 2012 at 2:42 PM
1 mom liked this
Love this!!!!! Exactly what I posted about earlier!
ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 2:58 PM


Quoting egbkeb:

* laughs ass off* 

Careful now.  Leave SOME ass.  lol.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


egbkeb
by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 3:00 PM

that little stick guy makes me think of that song "I'm sexy and I know it" Wiggle wiggle wiggle ya! lol 

2.b.con.10.Ud
by Ruby Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 3:57 PM
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squeekers
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 4:03 PM
1 mom liked this

 I am going to share this on FB with those who were out shopping both last night & this morning.

RollingStone
by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 4:12 PM
1 mom liked this
And then Erika toppled them over like dominos.. blood everywhere.
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mommy_me
by ~The Three B's~ on Nov. 23, 2012 at 5:03 PM

 cute

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