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Twas the dawn of Black Friday, and in front of the store,
The people had camped out all night by the door,
Their bottoms were nestled in frozen lawn chairs,
As they peered through the glass, plotting what would be theirs.
The veteran shoppers were dressed for the weather
Eyeing new blood, as they huddled together,
When toward the glass doors an employee came near,
With a key in his hand and his face filled with fear
They watched him approach, with their eyes opened wide
He unlocked the door and then leaped to the side.
Like antelope, torn from their watering hole fun,
When the lion creeps nearer, break into full run,
So into the store the patrons did dash,
With lists miles long and buttloads of cash.
More rapid than eagles, they grabbed at Wii Games
They pushed, kicked and called one another foul names.
The Black Friday shoppers went straight to their works,
They prided themselves on behaving like jerks.
They said, "Puck your mother!" (or words of that sort)
As shopping became a full-contact sport!
Black Friday peeps, know this as you roam-
You're fighting without me, I'm staying at home!




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by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:33 AM
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LuLu_MomOf5
by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 5:08 PM

true!

ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 5:08 PM


Quoting squeekers:

 I am going to share this on FB with those who were out shopping both last night & this morning.

lol!  You have my blessing.  ;)

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


marinesweetie
by Gold Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Thats cute. The sales here werent that bad though.
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DixieL
by Ruby Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 5:24 PM

That is really true and very cute. You have talent at writing.

ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 5:42 PM


Quoting DixieL:

That is really true and very cute. You have talent at writing.

Aw, thanks.  :)


Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


Summerlion1123
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 5:44 PM

lmao. His face filled with fear cracked me up. Buttloads of cash too. Good poem.

DixieL
by Ruby Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 5:45 PM


Quoting ErikaRobin:


Quoting DixieL:

That is really true and very cute. You have talent at writing.

Aw, thanks.  :)


Your welcome. I thought it was a great poem.

phantomphan
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 7:19 PM
1 mom liked this
oh jeeze. don't tell her that. her ego is quite large as it is.
*runs away giggling*


Quoting DixieL:

That is really true and very cute. You have talent at writing.

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WardosWifey
by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 7:27 PM
1 mom liked this

Never in a million  years will I go shopping on Thanksgiving night or Black Friday.  I worked at Walmart for 6 years and did every T-Giving/Black Friday and it's a fucking nightmare and these people act like total animals.  It's sick.

GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on Nov. 23, 2012 at 7:27 PM
Don't laugh , but are you the lady who's killed a ton of fish and make fishy death hilarious?!
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