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Twas the dawn of Black Friday, and in front of the store,
The people had camped out all night by the door,
Their bottoms were nestled in frozen lawn chairs,
As they peered through the glass, plotting what would be theirs.
The veteran shoppers were dressed for the weather
Eyeing new blood, as they huddled together,
When toward the glass doors an employee came near,
With a key in his hand and his face filled with fear
They watched him approach, with their eyes opened wide
He unlocked the door and then leaped to the side.
Like antelope, torn from their watering hole fun,
When the lion creeps nearer, break into full run,
So into the store the patrons did dash,
With lists miles long and buttloads of cash.
More rapid than eagles, they grabbed at Wii Games
They pushed, kicked and called one another foul names.
The Black Friday shoppers went straight to their works,
They prided themselves on behaving like jerks.
They said, "Puck your mother!" (or words of that sort)
As shopping became a full-contact sport!
Black Friday peeps, know this as you roam-
You're fighting without me, I'm staying at home!




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by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Replies (41-50):
Hanaas_mommy
by Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 7:32 PM
1 mom liked this

posted on my facebook. Love it

meka26
by Gold Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 7:32 PM

I like it

ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:34 PM

*brandishes knife*  

Oh, Je-ennn...

Quoting phantomphan:

oh jeeze. don't tell her that. her ego is quite large as it is.
*runs away giggling*


Quoting DixieL:

That is really true and very cute. You have talent at writing.


Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:35 PM


Quoting Summerlion1123:

lmao. His face filled with fear cracked me up. Buttloads of cash too. Good poem.

*giggle* 

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:36 PM


Quoting GhettoKoolAide:

Don't laugh , but are you the lady who's killed a ton of fish and make fishy death hilarious?!

That's ME!  lol!

Oh, to be remembered for THAT. 

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


phantomphan
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:36 PM
1 mom liked this
*moons* *wiggles bare butt*

neener neener neener


Quoting ErikaRobin:

*brandishes knife*  

Oh, Je-ennn...

Quoting phantomphan:

oh jeeze. don't tell her that. her ego is quite large as it is.

*runs away giggling*




Quoting DixieL:

That is really true and very cute. You have talent at writing.


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ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:39 PM


Quoting Hanaas_mommy:

posted on my facebook. Love it

I love you the most now. :)

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:40 PM

Slut!

(Oh, hey!  How are you enjoying Trent Richardson?  Lucky ass skank!)

Quoting phantomphan:

*moons* *wiggles bare butt*

neener neener neener


Quoting ErikaRobin:

*brandishes knife*  

Oh, Je-ennn...

Quoting phantomphan:

oh jeeze. don't tell her that. her ego is quite large as it is.

*runs away giggling*




Quoting DixieL:

That is really true and very cute. You have talent at writing.



Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:40 PM
Awsome;). I was hoping you were otherwise I was going to look like a whack a doo.


Quoting ErikaRobin:


Quoting GhettoKoolAide:

Don't laugh , but are you the lady who's killed a ton of fish and make fishy death hilarious?!

That's ME!  lol!

Oh, to be remembered for THAT. 


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ColieO
by Ruby Member on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:40 PM
Bwahahaha. I read it to my husband, he's nodding vigorously and chuckling.
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