Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

Mom Confessions Mom Confessions


Twas the dawn of Black Friday, and in front of the store,
The people had camped out all night by the door,
Their bottoms were nestled in frozen lawn chairs,
As they peered through the glass, plotting what would be theirs.
The veteran shoppers were dressed for the weather
Eyeing new blood, as they huddled together,
When toward the glass doors an employee came near,
With a key in his hand and his face filled with fear
They watched him approach, with their eyes opened wide
He unlocked the door and then leaped to the side.
Like antelope, torn from their watering hole fun,
When the lion creeps nearer, break into full run,
So into the store the patrons did dash,
With lists miles long and buttloads of cash.
More rapid than eagles, they grabbed at Wii Games
They pushed, kicked and called one another foul names.
The Black Friday shoppers went straight to their works,
They prided themselves on behaving like jerks.
They said, "Puck your mother!" (or words of that sort)
As shopping became a full-contact sport!
Black Friday peeps, know this as you roam-
You're fighting without me, I'm staying at home!




If you liked this, share it with your friends.  If you hated it, share it with your enemies.  ;)




Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


by on Nov. 23, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Replies (61-66):
pittiesmom
by on Nov. 24, 2012 at 4:18 AM
1 mom liked this
Was it a pillow fight? :-)


Quoting elijahXmom:

lol we ended up going out to walmart to bring my SO sister turkey for lunch and the cops had to brake up a fight over 4.00 pillows befor 8pm. 


Posted on CafeMom Mobile
ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 24, 2012 at 8:42 AM

Still Illinois!  I was close.  It wasn't your store I saw on our 6 o'clock news though.  lol.

Quoting elijahXmom:

No Lincoln, IL. lol dam nuts.

Quoting ErikaRobin:

lol!  You don't live in Moline, Illinois, do you?  I heard there was quite the commotion there today.

Quoting elijahXmom:

lol we ended up going out to walmart to bring my SO sister turkey for lunch and the cops had to brake up a fight over 4.00 pillows befor 8pm. 




Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Nov. 24, 2012 at 8:42 AM

That made me snort. 

Quoting pittiesmom:

Was it a pillow fight? :-)


Quoting elijahXmom:

lol we ended up going out to walmart to bring my SO sister turkey for lunch and the cops had to brake up a fight over 4.00 pillows befor 8pm. 



Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


Cochise
by Dawn on Nov. 24, 2012 at 9:21 AM

Great !!

elijahXmom
by on Nov. 24, 2012 at 1:42 PM

I guess you could call it that. lol

Quoting pittiesmom:

Was it a pillow fight? :-)


Quoting elijahXmom:

lol we ended up going out to walmart to bring my SO sister turkey for lunch and the cops had to brake up a fight over 4.00 pillows befor 8pm. 



pittiesmom
by on Nov. 24, 2012 at 11:30 PM
1 mom liked this
You're welcome :-)


Quoting ErikaRobin:

That made me snort. 

Quoting pittiesmom:

Was it a pillow fight? :-)





Quoting elijahXmom:

lol we ended up going out to walmart to bring my SO sister turkey for lunch and the cops had to brake up a fight over 4.00 pillows befor 8pm. 





Posted on CafeMom Mobile
Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

close Join now to connect to
other members!
Connect with Facebook or Sign Up Using Email

Already Joined? LOG IN