mcdonalds made their big mac sauce public

[Anonymous]

mixture of store-bought mayonnaise, relish, and yellow mustard whisked together with vinegar, garlic powder, onion powder, and paprika

[nocalmegan]

I'll spoon feed you if you want lol ;)

Quoting LovelyMommy24:

Aww, your not? I thought you'd cut it up and feed it to me on a fork... LOL! Ohhh, I know you do, nothing wrong with that! I'm not big on having a lot of stuff on my burgers, plain jane over here! 

Quoting nocalmegan:

Well I'm not gonna force feed you, but I suggest it lol. I love big macs lol. ESP when I'm pregnant lol. :D

Quoting LovelyMommy24:

Lmao. Nope, I'm really not! :/ Let me guess, you're going to make me try one?

Quoting nocalmegan:

Whaaaaaaat!? You're kidding right lol

Quoting LovelyMommy24:

I've never had a Big Mac...

[Roxygurl]

Are you my fiancé!?! He says that often. Lol.

Quoting Anonymous:

He has his own special sauce too. Sorry lol

Quoting Roxygurl:

His dick, yes. Usually we call it sausage but sometimes we call it red meat or trouser snake. We have lots of names for it.

Quoting Anonymous:

So you consider your df meat?

Quoting Roxygurl:

I don't eat red meat...well except for my fiancé so I don't care how McDonald's makes their special sauce.

[Anonymous]

Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing and condiment, a variant of remoulade and Russian dressing.

Its base commonly contains mayonnaise and can include olive oil, lemon juice, orange juice, paprika, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, vinegar, cream, chili sauce, tomato puree, ketchup, or Tabasco sauce. [1][2]

It also typically contains finely chopped ingredients, which can include pickles, onions, bell peppers, green olives, hard-boiled egg, parsley, pimento, chives, garlic, or chopped nuts (such as walnuts or chestnuts). [3][4][5]

[LovelyMommy24]

LMAO!!! Our convos are hilarious. :)

Quoting nocalmegan:

I'll spoon feed you if you want lol ;)

Quoting LovelyMommy24:

Aww, your not? I thought you'd cut it up and feed it to me on a fork... LOL! Ohhh, I know you do, nothing wrong with that! I'm not big on having a lot of stuff on my burgers, plain jane over here! 

Quoting nocalmegan:

Well I'm not gonna force feed you, but I suggest it lol. I love big macs lol. ESP when I'm pregnant lol. :D

Quoting LovelyMommy24:

Lmao. Nope, I'm really not! :/ Let me guess, you're going to make me try one?

Quoting nocalmegan:

Whaaaaaaat!? You're kidding right lol

Quoting LovelyMommy24:

I've never had a Big Mac...

[littlesippycup]

LOL you're right too! That's pretty much the recipe for 1000 Island.

Quoting harpsichord:

i thought it was 1000 Island

*shrugs*

[mamalove619]

My DF was guessing one day what it was made of and he was very close to getting it right. :)

[autumn_sunset]

So did I. Didn't realize that was a secret.

Quoting harpsichord:

i thought it was 1000 Island

*shrugs*

[Anonymous]

Yep trolling cafemom for you lol jk
Anyways different story my BIL was over on thanks giving and had a beer next to him. One of my little kids tried to pick it up and he said no you can't have that they asked why and he said because its P----- juice and I busted out laughing in the kitchen. He was a little buzzed and didn't realize how it sounded.

Quoting Roxygurl:

Are you my fiancé!?! He says that often. Lol.

Quoting Anonymous:

He has his own special sauce too. Sorry lol

Quoting Roxygurl:

His dick, yes. Usually we call it sausage but sometimes we call it red meat or trouser snake. We have lots of names for it.

Quoting Anonymous:

So you consider your df meat?

Quoting Roxygurl:

I don't eat red meat...well except for my fiancé so I don't care how McDonald's makes their special sauce.

[motherslove82]

Gross.

[Anonymous]

After I replied I decided I'm having one for lunch tomorrow lol

Quoting Anonymous:

CBO is yummy

Quoting Anonymous:

I want to try one of mcdonalds cob (or however the initials go!) burgers so bad.