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My ex-best friend and I used to be really tight. Like she was the coolest chick ever, and we got along, hence why she was my best friend. Neither of us liked hanging out with girls, because most girls are bitches, but we used to have a bunch of mutual guy friends, so thats how we met basically.
Anyway. I was fat in high school, goofy, totally awkward and she was pretty, and a lot of the guys wanted her. There was ONE guy that I always wanted, all through middle school, and high school, and even college. She never even batted an eye at him. After high school, my ugly duckling phase went away and I seriously, magically lost weight, I don't know what happened, but in college I was skinny, still awkward, but because I was skinny, it was cute instead of weird, because when you're fat, peoples view of you changes....some of you might know what I'm talking about.
But when I got skinny, all of a sudden all these guys started hitting on me, and doors were opened for me ten times more, and it freaked me out at first because I had never gotten this type of attention before, even my long time crush started noticing me more, and wanting to hang out more and things like that, so it was a little piece of heaven.....except my best friend, who then started ditching me all the time, and not talking to me as much, which was weird because we were roommates at that time.
She started to invite my crush over a lot, they had a couple classes together, and she invited him over to "study"....Then it happened....they started dating. She had never once looked at him like that, and now all of a sudden she went after him like a black friday deal. I was slightly devestated, but I sucked it up because my daddy taught me to keep fucking moving on. Which I did. I met another guy, my now husband, whom I love more than anything, besides my son of course, and I'm happy in my marriage.
But then she and my crush got into drugs and I hear they're doing dope in the woods somewhere in Oregon, and shes totally tore up now.
All I have to say is.....Karma...is a bitch...and no matter how chunky I get from having babies, I'll still be prettier than you ever were, because those drugs ya done did fucked up ya face...Deuces.