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Dear Husband of mine (PIOG)

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The next time you attempt to wake me up at 5am.-ish in the morning, it better involve death of some kind... or else I WILL KILL YOU!

Sincerely,

Your-not-yet-caffeinated-wife.

WHo else here is just impossibly helpless and cranky without their morning coffee?

Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

by on Dec. 5, 2012 at 7:48 AM
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LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:14 PM

Crazy thing is.. he got a programmable one because of me. LOL He knows how I am.

Quoting HIJKLM:

Me for sure. I don't get out of bed till I smell it. Thank God for the timed start.


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:14 PM

My co worker is like that too.

Quoting chalisa0:

Haha.  My husband inadvertently wakes me up at 5am every day.  That's when he gets up for work, and it just wakes me up.  But, when I roll out of bed at 6:15 I get my espresso maker going and have a latte first thing-although it's decaf because my heart can't handle caffeine for some reason.


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

amyleigh80
by on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:15 PM
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::raises hand::

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:19 PM

lol My DH is even more cranky than me when woken up. So he should know better. LOL

P.S. I love your screenname. LOL

Quoting rawrmommysaurus:

I am.  I hate when I get woken up, before its light out.


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

Tal0n
by Platinum Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:21 PM

Seriously!!  The next time he pulls this...and this is the man who for some reason cannot rise to an alarm clock...and asks me later something stupid he talked to me about in my sleep, I'm going to respond with, "No, I don't remember that, but I distinctly remember eviscerating you.  Do YOU remember that?"

Quoting LyTe684:

Did we marry the same man? LMAO!

Quoting Tal0n:

Not coffee, perse, but my energy drink and time. He thinks STILL that just because he talks and I appear to be awake means I AM. We've been together 19 years and he still hasn't figured out I talk in my fuckin' sleep???!!!  And this after being told by not just me, but my siblings, parents, friends...

And of course, HE has a perfect memory.  Except he's not the one who can quote conversations verbatim from 20 yrs ago.  Men, specifically husbands, can at times be one of the stupidest species on the planet.  I love him, but at times, they ALL need to be bricked upside the head.



beans13
by Silver Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:22 PM
My hubs calls me the sleeping bear. I am nasty when I get woken up. He still does it, usually to tell me some foolishness .... And he wonders why I act that way?
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LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:22 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

Quoting Tal0n:

Seriously!!  The next time he pulls this...and this is the man who for some reason cannot rise to an alarm clock...and asks me later something stupid he talked to me about in my sleep, I'm going to respond with, "No, I don't remember that, but I distinctly remember eviscerating you.  Do YOU remember that?"

Quoting LyTe684:

Did we marry the same man? LMAO!

Quoting Tal0n:

Not coffee, perse, but my energy drink and time. He thinks STILL that just because he talks and I appear to be awake means I AM. We've been together 19 years and he still hasn't figured out I talk in my fuckin' sleep???!!!  And this after being told by not just me, but my siblings, parents, friends...

And of course, HE has a perfect memory.  Except he's not the one who can quote conversations verbatim from 20 yrs ago.  Men, specifically husbands, can at times be one of the stupidest species on the planet.  I love him, but at times, they ALL need to be bricked upside the head.




Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:23 PM

It's gotta be in the male genetic make up. lol

Quoting beans13:

My hubs calls me the sleeping bear. I am nasty when I get woken up. He still does it, usually to tell me some foolishness .... And he wonders why I act that way?


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

Emilytrademark
by on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:28 PM
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 Thanks :) I'll look forward to my coffee and wine in a few months but the baby is so worth it.

Quoting LyTe684:

Congrats! :)

Quoting Emilytrademark:

I am drinking decaf right now :-/ it was hard to give up my caffeine.


 

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smfox
by Bronze Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:40 PM
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This exactly!!!! 👍 😊

Quoting LadyFreeRider:

That would be me. I get the coffee pot ready the night before and it automatically starts at 5 am every morning. Its ready by the time I get up at 5:30am. Im still not "awake" until at least 6 tho.
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