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Dear Husband of mine (PIOG)

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The next time you attempt to wake me up at 5am.-ish in the morning, it better involve death of some kind... or else I WILL KILL YOU!

Sincerely,

Your-not-yet-caffeinated-wife.

WHo else here is just impossibly helpless and cranky without their morning coffee?

Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

by on Dec. 5, 2012 at 7:48 AM
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meka26
by Gold Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 11:56 AM
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Between 12am-5am I don't function well. I'm not a big coffee drinker, but I would need more than coffee to get me through during those times.

tifbrown
by on Dec. 5, 2012 at 11:57 AM
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I can not function until I have coffee. First thing every morning I go straight to the dishwasher to unload and get my coffee on.

Kool_Aide
by Gold Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 11:59 AM

What did he want?

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:04 PM

Just to tell me something. lol Nothing that couldn't have waited.

Quoting Kool_Aide:

What did he want?


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:05 PM

Oh okay. I thought that was a genreal comment regarding the waking up. Sorry. :)

Quoting Anonymous:

I wasn't talking about you :p


Quoting LyTe684:

LOL You assume we don't. I get up just fine and get my kids dropped off and get to work on time.

Quoting Anonymous:

Man...you ladies crack me up. Try having a real job where you have to use an alarm clock to get up and be accountable to someone other than yourself! Can't believe you make hubby wake you up like one of his kids.





Quoting SnapIt:

Love my sleep but have to get up
I dont mind being woken up by a warm body kissing me
Lol
But dont freakin shake me in a hurry!
Get up
Get up
Are you up?

Hate that



Coffee for the smell of it, is a must in the morning once the kids are out and no one around and its nice and quiet





Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:05 PM

LMFAO @ your siggy!

Quoting angy129:

I'm just not a morning person, period. 


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:06 PM

Congrats! :)

Quoting Emilytrademark:

I am drinking decaf right now :-/ it was hard to give up my caffeine.


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:06 PM

group hug

Quoting colbys_mom:

I dont drink coffee but today im so pissed and cranky god help anyone who comes across me. Hahaha


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:07 PM
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Did we marry the same man? LMAO!

Quoting Tal0n:

Not coffee, perse, but my energy drink and time. He thinks STILL that just because he talks and I appear to be awake means I AM. We've been together 19 years and he still hasn't figured out I talk in my fuckin' sleep???!!!  And this after being told by not just me, but my siblings, parents, friends...

And of course, HE has a perfect memory.  Except he's not the one who can quote conversations verbatim from 20 yrs ago.  Men, specifically husbands, can at times be one of the stupidest species on the planet.  I love him, but at times, they ALL need to be bricked upside the head.


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

LyTe684
by Ruby Member on Dec. 5, 2012 at 12:07 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

Quoting KylesMonkey:

I don't know how cranky I am... but motivation is difficult.  I just HATE walking downstairs to the kitchen to make it.  I tried explaining to my husband, darling that he is, that it's God's command for the husband to make the coffee.  There was a whole book in the Bible (New Testament) that is dedicated to it.  He-Brews!  LOL  That' didn't work so well...   :/  lolz


Insulin is not a cure, it's life support.

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