She hit her with a can of corn!

[nolo82]

Another CMer says she was at good ole Wally World when a lady mistook the OPs DS for her own. She promptly hit her with a can of corn and all was well and good again bc it was a case of mistaken identity.
Sooooooo.......
What is the craziest thing you have been hit or hit somebody with?

[skittlebeans88]

Did he stop staying up super late?

Quoting Anonymous:

I was sick of my dh staying up all night on his cell phone playing games, and sleeping all day. I had brought my annoyance to his attention several times before and one day I just snapped.

I was getting up to take the kids to a dentist appointment one morning and after dh assured me he wouldn't stay up all night, I found him just dozing off to sleep at 8 in the morning. That.Was.It. I don't know what came over me but I was so mad I took his heavysmart phone and threw it at him really hard and it hit him in the chest. Then I proceeded to get ready to leave with the kids. He honestly didn't understand what my problem was!

Yes, I know I shouldn't have thrown anything at him and I later apologized to him for it.

[kristiansmommy1]

Lol A pumpkin muffin...my ex was an ass I guess he figured kill 2 birds with 1 stone that day, ruin my breakfast while he was at it >:{

[Anonymous]

 Yup :)

Quoting skittlebeans88:

Did he stop staying up super late?

Quoting Anonymous:

I was sick of my dh staying up all night on his cell phone playing games, and sleeping all day. I had brought my annoyance to his attention several times before and one day I just snapped.

I was getting up to take the kids to a dentist appointment one morning and after dh assured me he wouldn't stay up all night, I found him just dozing off to sleep at 8 in the morning. That.Was.It. I don't know what came over me but I was so mad I took his heavysmart phone and threw it at him really hard and it hit him in the chest. Then I proceeded to get ready to leave with the kids. He honestly didn't understand what my problem was!

Yes, I know I shouldn't have thrown anything at him and I later apologized to him for it.

 

[nolo82]

Ouch....those suckers hurt! I've dropped mine on my face while texting or playing games at night. That shit hurts

Quoting Anonymous:

I was sick of my dh staying up all night on his cell phone playing games, and sleeping all day. I had brought my annoyance to his attention several times before and one day I just snapped.

I was getting up to take the kids to a dentist appointment one morning and after dh assured me he wouldn't stay up all night, I found him just dozing off to sleep at 8 in the morning. That.Was.It. I don't know what came over me but I was so mad I took his heavysmart phone and threw it at him really hard and it hit him in the chest. Then I proceeded to get ready to leave with the kids. He honestly didn't understand what my problem was!

Yes, I know I shouldn't have thrown anything at him and I later apologized to him for it.

[nolo82]

That asshole

Quoting kristiansmommy1:

Lol A pumpkin muffin...my ex was an ass I guess he figured kill 2 birds with 1 stone that day, ruin my breakfast while he was at it >:{

[redneckmama2]

Yeah my stomache was slightly bruised and I had the breath knocked out of me but other than that we were both fine. He will now be 7 in january :) 

Quoting nolo82:

What. The. Hell?!?
Were you and the baby okay

Quoting redneckmama2:

I have never intentionally hit anyone with anything. I was however hit with a gallon size bottle of water that someone threw out of their car window while they were driving and I was walking down the road. I was about 6 months pregnant at the time, the bottle was full and nailed me right in the stomache. 

[nolo82]

Was it....dirty?

Quoting VirgoMom07:

One time I smacked my friend's boyfriend with a dildo. True story.

[Anonymous]

This is my favorite CM title so far!!

[Anonymous]

I hit someone with a dirty toilet brush once. -_- true story.

[MommySally]

I slapped my mom in the face one time. She was completely drunk and was trying to take my then 3 year old and drive off with her.