My husband is out of town Mon-Fri & has had this schedule for MONTHS. Now, when he's home, I can't sleep. He makes weird sounds & thrashes around and I just lie there thinking about how difficult it would be to strangle him in his sleep. I'm exhausted during the weekend & can't wait for Monday to roll around so he'll get the hell out of my bed. God, I'm the best wife ever.
lol, my hubby is gone those same days. We have a super king size bed so he don't bother me at night, but when we had our queen size bed I felt the same as you. I would purposely fall asleep on the couch sometimes so I didn't have to deal with it, lol.
Lol I kind of feel like that sometimes when my husband gets back from deployments. There are times I hate sleeping alone and times I love it. I don't have to fight someone for the blankets all night, smell farts, hear snoring or talking in his sleep, I don't get randomly molested in my sleep because he is having a sex dream, or being smacked in the face with an arm mid sleep....yup those are days I wish I had the bed to myself. I just get the urge to slowly push him off the bed and let him sleep on the floor. Then when he wakes up and says wtf happened i'll just say oh honey you rolled out of bed, you looked so comfy on the hardwood floors I figured id just leave you be and give you a blanket.



- almondpigeon
on Dec. 8, 2012 at 9:26 AM