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Okay, ladies. Retract your claws for a moment...

Posted by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:14 PM
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And share your favorite joke. I am partial to jokes of the stupid or nerdy variety. My favorite at the moment is one I heard on "The Big Bang Theory".


A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?".

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"


Share some jokes :)
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brittany208
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:15 PM
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What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?     Cookie sheets!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:16 PM
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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner. Lol
Queen_Sheila
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:16 PM
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This is a good idea, maybe we can stop attcking each other and share a laugh. OK let me think of a good joke...I don't have, sorry lol

Ashley_Carlson
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:17 PM
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How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

Mamasgirl524
by Platinum Member on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Oh my god I deleted my last reply because I totally replied to the wrong post hahaha!!!! Hope no one saw it!
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PiNkIsPuNk
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:18 PM
What did one car say to the other? I'm gassy!
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Lady_In_Ink
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:19 PM
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I didn't :)
And that's all that really matters. Lol.


Quoting Mamasgirl524:

Oh my god I deleted my last reply because I totally replied to the wrong post hahaha!!!! Hope no one saw it!
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youknowimloved
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:19 PM
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When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.

To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.


Lady_In_Ink
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:25 PM
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Saw it coming from a mile away, and I still laughed.

Quoting youknowimloved:

When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.

To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.


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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Lmao! Love USA

Quoting youknowimloved:

When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.

To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.


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