A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?".
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Share some jokes :)
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.
And that's all that really matters. Lol.
Quoting Mamasgirl524:
Oh my god I deleted my last reply because I totally replied to the wrong post hahaha!!!! Hope no one saw it!
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.
Quoting youknowimloved:When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.
Quoting youknowimloved:When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.
That's the ugliest name everrrr!!!
- Lady_In_Ink
on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:14 PM