And share your favorite joke. I am partial to jokes of the stupid or nerdy variety. My favorite at the moment is one I heard on "The Big Bang Theory".
A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?".
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Share some jokes :)
A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?".
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Share some jokes :)
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
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on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:35 PM
I got these from a recent episode of bones:
"Circles have no points."
"You know who has good ideas? Lamps."
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on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:39 PM
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Two men walked into a bar, one ordered H20 and then the second man said, I'll have H20 too, the second man died.
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on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:43 PM
a blond wakes up to find her home on fire so she calls 911. She told the dispatcher her house is on fire I need help. The dispatcher asks how do I get there? The blond responds "Duh Big Red Truck!"
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are you ok with another woman calling your husband "hun" or "babe"
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on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:14 PM