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Okay, ladies. Retract your claws for a moment...

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And share your favorite joke. I am partial to jokes of the stupid or nerdy variety. My favorite at the moment is one I heard on "The Big Bang Theory".


A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?".

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"


Share some jokes :)
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by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:14 PM
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Nicoleb9
by Emerald Member on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Women are good for 70 things:

The kitchen and 69.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:30 PM
my kids keep telling me this over and over...

why didnt the turkey want to eat?

because it was already stuffed
piratehooker
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:32 PM
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
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aml01
by New Member on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:35 PM

I got these from a recent episode of bones:

"Circles have no points."

"You know who has good ideas?  Lamps."

lilblu399
by Silver Member on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:39 PM
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Two men walked into a bar, one ordered H20 and then the second man said, I'll have H20 too, the second man died.
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Katrina316
by Gold Member on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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KeriAZ
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:43 PM
a blond wakes up to find her home on fire so she calls 911. She told the dispatcher her house is on fire I need help. The dispatcher asks how do I get there? The blond responds "Duh Big Red Truck!"
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Mommy2b2324
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Bump
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Kitschy
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:51 PM
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my jokes are all highly inappropriate

Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Dec. 8, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

I like it because most people just don't get it.
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