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Okay, ladies. Retract your claws for a moment...

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And share your favorite joke. I am partial to jokes of the stupid or nerdy variety. My favorite at the moment is one I heard on "The Big Bang Theory".


A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?".

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"


Share some jokes :)
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by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 2:14 PM
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JacksMom1221
by Platinum Member on Dec. 8, 2012 at 4:13 PM
2 potatoes are standing on a corner, how do you know which one's a hooker?

The wearing the sack that says "Idaho" (Get it?! I da hoe)
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rockabillybetty
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 4:23 PM
A blonde is on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go to the backseat.
"No!" Yells the blonde
Things get even hotter so he asks again.
"For the last time No!" The blonde says, Frustrated the guy asks "why the hell not!?"
The blonde says "Because i Wanna stay up here with you!"
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wyldebtrfly
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 4:30 PM

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense. 

wyldebtrfly
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 4:33 PM
1 mom liked this

I would make a chemestry joke but all the good ones argon

wyldebtrfly
by on Dec. 8, 2012 at 4:38 PM

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
To!
To who?
To whom...

mandella79
by Gold Member on Dec. 8, 2012 at 4:38 PM
The best kind imo.

Quoting Kitschy:

my jokes are all highly inappropriate

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Dec. 8, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Lol yes I did


Quoting Anonymous:

Did you screw up a blonde joke? Lol!



Shouldn't it be: "which is closer, Florida or the moon?"



Quoting Anonymous:

2 blondes sat on a porch.one blonde said to the other, what's further away Florida or the moon and the other blonde said The Moon DUH! You can't see Florida!

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