My mother-in-law is crazy!
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I was going through some stuff in the attic yesterday, and stumbled across DH's baby calendar. Here are some highlights:
At 12 days old he imitated someone clicking their tongue.
At three months he said 'mama'
At four months he walked holding on with one hand
Was speaking in phrases at seven months.
And somehow managed to take two steps a month before he stood for the first time.
No wonder she expects my son to be a genius. In her crazy head, her son was! It must be my crappy genes holding him back from greatness!
At 12 days old he imitated someone clicking their tongue.
At three months he said 'mama'
At four months he walked holding on with one hand
Was speaking in phrases at seven months.
And somehow managed to take two steps a month before he stood for the first time.
No wonder she expects my son to be a genius. In her crazy head, her son was! It must be my crappy genes holding him back from greatness!
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 9, 2012 at 9:01 AM
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by Anonymous
on Dec. 9, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Maybe she didn't do the baby book as these things were happening. Like later realized and tried to remember... or maybe she is nuts. My MIL says my dh was potty trained and running at seven months. She is the one up lady though.
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by Anonymous - Original Poster
on Dec. 9, 2012 at 9:18 AM
But it's not even a book, it's a calendar...like with a space to write something every day.
Quoting Anonymous:
Maybe she didn't do the baby book as these things were happening. Like later realized and tried to remember... or maybe she is nuts. My MIL says my dh was potty trained and running at seven months. She is the one up lady though.
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on Dec. 9, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Ummmm woe
Quoting Anonymous:
I was going through some stuff in the attic yesterday, and stumbled across DH's baby calendar. Here are some highlights:
At 12 days old he imitated someone clicking their tongue.
At three months he said 'mama'
At four months he walked holding on with one hand
Was speaking in phrases at seven months.
And somehow managed to take two steps a month before he stood for the first time.
No wonder she expects my son to be a genius. In her crazy head, her son was! It must be my crappy genes holding him back from greatness!
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by Anonymous
on Dec. 9, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Wow, lol, yeah I say crazy.
Quoting Anonymous:
But it's not even a book, it's a calendar...like with a space to write something every day.
Quoting Anonymous:
Maybe she didn't do the baby book as these things were happening. Like later realized and tried to remember... or maybe she is nuts. My MIL says my dh was potty trained and running at seven months. She is the one up lady though.
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on Dec. 9, 2012 at 9:22 AM
My MIL told me that my DH climbed out of his crib and gave himself a hernia at 9 months. I hope we can skip that wit DS.. :/
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I think my husband's a sociopath
FIL was arrested for assaulting me