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Omg how disgusting I'm so embarrassed

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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We just did it doggy and my vagina just farted/quieffed(sp?) louder than an earthquake. I've never dine that before and my husband almost threw up lol after washing his hand and he walked back through our room shaking his head. I was like it's not my fault!!! He was like dude your vagina just like threw up. LOL
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:12 AM
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LectioDivina
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:13 AM
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what an asshole

HipLikeJunk
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:14 AM
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Well if your husband knew what he was doing, that wouldn't happen.

It's caused by air being pushed in, so he just needs to learn to not be so clumsy with his dick.

teri4lance
by Platinum Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:14 AM
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Your husband needs to grow the fuck up.
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thetrollcat
by Meow on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:14 AM

blank stare.

mstricey
by Gold Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:14 AM
That was petty..
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:15 AM
O.o
My dh thinks it's sexy but my vagina hasn't done it and I do kegels like crazy
danie24
by Ruby Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:15 AM

 hahahahahahaha

doesn't he mean your vagina burped? It didn't throw up unless stuff came out

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Lol that's the first time in 7 years it's ever happened. Idk what we did differently! Haha

Quoting HipLikeJunk:

Well if your husband knew what he was doing, that wouldn't happen.

It's caused by air being pushed in, so he just needs to learn to not be so clumsy with his dick.

sweetnsassymami
by Ruby Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:16 AM

he almost threw up? damn what kind of pussy gasses are you excreting LOL wth

HipLikeJunk
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 11:16 AM

Maybe she's a squirter

Quoting Anonymous:

Lol that's the first time in 7 years it's ever happened. Idk what we did differently! Haha

Quoting HipLikeJunk:

Well if your husband knew what he was doing, that wouldn't happen.

It's caused by air being pushed in, so he just needs to learn to not be so clumsy with his dick.


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