I can't really call him -My- llama, because he's an individual without an owner. In fact, he has his own facebook fanpage.
He will rate female humans fairly, and is quite prone to adding comments to his ratings. I'll make him keep it short, as he's incredibly wordy. He's also better at rating than any human or dog.
"What is a man, if chief good, and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more." Hamlet