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Think you're hot? Let Ralph the Llama rate you.

Posted by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:04 PM
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I can't really call him -My- llama, because he's an individual without an owner. In fact, he has his own facebook fanpage.

Meet Ralph

He will rate female humans fairly, and is quite prone to adding comments to his ratings. I'll make him keep it short, as he's incredibly wordy. He's also better at rating than any human or dog. 


His Facebook

"What is a man, if chief good, and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more."  Hamlet

by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:04 PM
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YzmaRocks
by Ruby Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:05 PM
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Kuzco? Is that you???
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NAILEDIT
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:06 PM
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Maybe he will like pointy chins lolol.
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Cymbeline
by Platinum Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:07 PM
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Ralph gives you a 9/10.

"Your earrings made my haunches tingle"

Quoting YzmaRocks:

Kuzco? Is that you???


"What is a man, if chief good, and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more."  Hamlet

Cymbeline
by Platinum Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:08 PM

Ralph Rating 7/10

"Your level of symmetry is lovely... for a human. You are a lovely lady, and the pointy chin is quite nice."

Quoting NAILEDIT:

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Maybe he will like pointy chins lolol.


"What is a man, if chief good, and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more."  Hamlet

kblossom20
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:09 PM

Lolwtf.

Cymbeline
by Platinum Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:10 PM
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Quoting kblossom20:

Lolwtf.

Llamas like ladies...


If you know what I mean..


"What is a man, if chief good, and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more."  Hamlet

TugBoatMama
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:12 PM

 One of my better shots

Cymbeline
by Platinum Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:13 PM
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6/10

"I do not wish to alarm you, madam, but you appear to have two rather pointy growths poking out of your head"

Quoting TugBoatMama:

 One of my better shots


"What is a man, if chief good, and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more."  Hamlet

Cymbeline
by Platinum Member on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:17 PM


Kitschy
by on Dec. 9, 2012 at 8:23 PM
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I don't have any good pictures to post so I leave you with Odin.
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