I scream. Flail around a little. Probably fall off the bed trying to get off and call dh to come get it. And than sleep on the couch for a night or two.
That kind of spider? Just grab it and move it.
Slowly and calmly....BURN MY HOUSE DOWN!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! OMGOMGOMG!!! KILL IT!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
have a fucking heart attack
Run to the couch like a dumbass without killing it, and sleep there for a couple of days. Spiders seem to scare the logic right out of me lol..
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