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Stupid S*** People Say To Pregnant Women

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On my friends FB post today. LOL!

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by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 8:29 PM
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livelaughlov26
by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:10 PM
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"Are you having twins" no I'm not. I'm just a big fat prego so fuck off. Haha! I got that a lot.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:10 PM
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I don't even talk to pregnant women anymore -- or should I say those who I THINK is pregnant. I've insulted far too many fat women in asking "when are you due?" If I see any sort of belly, I keep my mouth shut.

Mrsfarr
by on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:10 PM
"You're not going to do very well as a parent."

But to be fair, she was emotionally unbalanced an was trying to covertly take my baby because she never had a daughter and wanted one.
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kcangel63
by Freebirther on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:11 PM
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LOL! She's doing a good job with them. I'm just wanting to jump in again, but don't want to start a fight.

Quoting PEEK05:

Pffffft, I assume that these people don't have kids.  If they do then wow.... I don't know what to say lol!

Quoting kcangel63:

They are telling her there are other medical reasons that can give false positives, breast tenderness, and nausea. You can only be sure with an ultrasound. :-/



Quoting PEEK05:

Wow really? Has she not heard of a home pregnancy test?


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nverheyn2011
by Gold Member on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:13 PM

I never showed until about 7 months (medical reasoning). before I did, family kept asking me "are you sure you're still pregnant?" (They don't know the medical reason).

SRUsarahSC
by Platinum Member on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:13 PM
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you're STILL working?

*I work mostly with men....apparently once you get past seven months, you can go into labor at any time, immediately, and they will need to deliver the baby right at that second.

TraceyMR
by Platinum Member on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:13 PM

You should have told her you peed on the keyboard. Doctor Google told you!

kcangel63
by Freebirther on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:14 PM
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Oh crap! How rude!

Quoting edelweiss23:

I was about 8 months pregnant, husband was deployed, and had some chick say, " well it didn't take you long to find someone else, did it?"

He deployed when I was 3 months pregnant.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:16 PM

bwahahaha!!!

Quoting kcangel63:

LOL! Stay away from the strawberry milk.

Quoting Anonymous:

my 4 year old niece asked me if chocolate milk would make my baby turn brown :)


circle_of_life
by Platinum Member on Dec. 10, 2012 at 9:24 PM
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I'm getting tired of hearing "you haven't had that baby yet?" Um, I'm not even due for another week and a half!

And of course, the classic "you know what causes that don't you?" Why yes, yes I do, it's called sex. Obviously I enjoy it, lol

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