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Mistaken Song Lyrics

Posted by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:07 AM
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I'm sure we've all heard songs that were hard to understand... and I know most of us have sung alternative lyrics in their place.  Let's hear your favorite mistaken lyrics!

Mine is from "Blinded By the Light".

"BLIINDED by the light!  Shot up like a douche, another rubber for the night!"

by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:07 AM
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1boy1girlmama
by Silver Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:08 AM
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My neighbor used to sing 'every rose has it toes'.. I was like ummm....


My husband : "Give me the beach boys and free my soul, let's drift away"

 

arilyn4
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:09 AM
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mine is "coming in the air tonight" ...is it "hold on" or "oh lord"? ;)

EAzizM
by Erica on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
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Lmao. I love yours. I usually just slur instead of saying actual words. Lol
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by Anonymous 1 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
The beach boys...lol!!! That's funny!

Quoting 1boy1girlmama:

My neighbor used to sing 'every rose has it toes'.. I was like ummm....


My husband : "Give me the beach boys and free my soul, let's drift away"

 

melschlegs
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM

LOL!  I think it's "oh lord", but either way, it sounds kinda naughty.  (Apologies in advanced... this mommy is VERY tired, and my sense of humor is in the gutter right now.)

Quoting arilyn4:

mine is "coming in the air tonight" ...is it "hold on" or "oh lord"? ;)


melschlegs
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:11 AM

Hahaha!  I love it!

Quoting 1boy1girlmama:

My neighbor used to sing 'every rose has it toes'.. I was like ummm....


My husband : "Give me the beach boys and free my soul, let's drift away"

 


Supervane
by Ruby Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:11 AM
I can never remember lyrics lol

My must recent one was frosty the snowman... I sang it to my DD and I guess I sang he was a jolly old soul... O.o I shocked myself lol
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arilyn4
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:12 AM

yes it does :) I like oh lord better

Quoting melschlegs:

LOL!  I think it's "oh lord", but either way, it sounds kinda naughty.  (Apologies in advanced... this mommy is VERY tired, and my sense of humor is in the gutter right now.)

Quoting arilyn4:

mine is "coming in the air tonight" ...is it "hold on" or "oh lord"? ;)



sorcha1945
by Gold Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:13 AM
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Theres a bathroom on the right instead of theres a bad moon on the rise.

Dirty deeds and the dunder cheif instead of dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap

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loveabi
by **tRiNa LyN** on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:13 AM
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When I was little I though Dancing on the boulevard was dancing on the porta potty...
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