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I'm sure we've all heard songs that were hard to understand... and I know most of us have sung alternative lyrics in their place.  Let's hear your favorite mistaken lyrics!

Mine is from "Blinded By the Light".

"BLIINDED by the light!  Shot up like a douche, another rubber for the night!"

by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:07 AM
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manicMOM_DLC
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:20 AM
Ya I did that when I was like 10-12 to.


Quoting melschlegs:

LOL!  I think a lot of us do.  When I was younger, I used to be obsessed with getting the lyrics right, so I would listen to songs over and over and over... not so much anymore.

Quoting manicMOM_DLC:

I'm starting to think I sing many song incorrectly.





Quoting Supervane:

I can never remember lyrics lol





My must recent one was frosty the snowman... I sang it to my DD and I guess I sang he was a jolly old soul... O.o I shocked myself lol




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manicMOM_DLC
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:21 AM
Oh. I mean. That IS pretty similar.


Quoting Anonymous:

Give me the beat boys, and free my soul..



Quoting manicMOM_DLC:

Um, what is it then?






Quoting Anonymous:

The beach boys...lol!!! That's funny!







Quoting 1boy1girlmama:

My neighbor used to sing 'every rose has it toes'.. I was like ummm....


My husband : "Give me the beach boys and free my soul, let's drift away"

 



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bmw29
by spitfire_bobbie on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:21 AM
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I always sang it as 

Blinded by the light! Wrapped up like a douche another owner in the night. LOL I always wondered why the hell anyone would want to wrap up like a douche. When I finally figured out the real lyrics I decided I liked mine better.

kmorales7690
by Ruby Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:21 AM
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I prefer to call it freestyling! And there is this song called bands a make her dance, I swear that I heart pants that make her dance
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melschlegs
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:22 AM
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I still sing it my way in front of DH, just to drive him nuts, lol!

Quoting bmw29:

I always sang it as 

Blinded by the light! Wrapped up like a douche another owner in the night. LOL I always wondered why the hell anyone would want to wrap up like a douche. When I finally figured out the real lyrics I decided I liked mine better.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:22 AM
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Mines a Luke Bryan song Country man

I thought it was "you need hands to rub knots off.." Yea my 13 y/o recently informed me its "you need hands, rough not soft.."
emptynesst
by Silver Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:23 AM
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When my dd was little she used to sing love shack, and instead of hurry up and bring your juke box money...she said sh*t pot money...Lol...was too cute because she sincerely thought that was what it said!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:23 AM
Yes, it is. It kinda fits also.

Quoting manicMOM_DLC:

Oh. I mean. That IS pretty similar.




Quoting Anonymous:

Give me the beat boys, and free my soul..





Quoting manicMOM_DLC:

Um, what is it then?








Quoting Anonymous:

The beach boys...lol!!! That's funny!









Quoting 1boy1girlmama:

My neighbor used to sing 'every rose has it toes'.. I was like ummm....


My husband : "Give me the beach boys and free my soul, let's drift away"

 



melschlegs
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:23 AM

LOL!  I don't know if I would be mad that she was cursing or just die laughing!

Quoting emptynesst:

When my dd was little she used to sing love shack, and instead of hurry up and bring your juke box money...she said sh*t pot money...Lol...was too cute because she sincerely thought that was what it said!


emptynesst
by Silver Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:25 AM
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I couldn't be mad...it was too cute. Lol


Quoting melschlegs:

LOL!  I don't know if I would be mad that she was cursing or just die laughing!

Quoting emptynesst:

When my dd was little she used to sing love shack, and instead of hurry up and bring your juke box money...she said sh*t pot money...Lol...was too cute because she sincerely thought that was what it said!



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